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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

beanis needs a nerf. we need a second, shittier meme if this competitive scene is ever gonna make it.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

By making new memes, you risk getting a higher upbear count which hurts your globear rankings. There is little incentive. We should at least be awarded with lootboxes for doing it.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you aren't using your mulligan for beanis you're really not playing optimally

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

BVT TKHATS CHEEAING IT IS AGASInT THE BADPOSITNG KODE OR HOWkNOR!!!!!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

OMIGOD how did you get that limited edition ppb skin?!!! That has like 0.00001% drop rate.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Heart of the Beanis beanis

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Skill tissue, you have to consume more microplastics

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I am old school. My posterfuel is 92% lead and 7% asbestos smug-explain

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I stopped playing around season 8^7^ the game was clearly P2B (pay to bean)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

They decreased the bean drop rate even more and you need to grind twice as much to get the possibility of a beanis drop and it is usually some bean you don't want. I have invested too much into this game so I don't want to stop now.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hold on you just called me a scrub but you also want me to post Buff Beanis.

You're putting me in a bind here pal.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone keeps using beanis the wrong way and ruin their gdr. Beanis needs a buff but you will probably good post again and ruin your bean rating but I am avoiding beanis if he doesn't get buffed 😤