"Trump deports Pope" is on my bingo card.
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So when do prominent american catholics start getting excommunicated?
gonna find out the Vatican is sitting on weapons far more powerful than nukes
A stockpile of Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch?
the power of weaponized religion? ngl pretty powerful
The Vatican could probably wipe out just about any government on Earth if it wanted to. They've got billions of sleeper agents all over the world who'd do whatever it tells them, many of them in the very governments they want to destroy. "The US has threatened to destroy Catholicism. You know what you need to do!" and suddenly everyone from mafiosos to Irish grannies to couch fuckers would be booking flights to Mar-a-Lago.
It doesn't sound like you've met any Catholics
sounds like someone has never watched the 2006 film "The Da Vinci Code", based on the 2003 Dan Brown novel of the same name
I have known too many Catholics to believe this. Unless they could wipe out these governments with passive aggressive looks.
I didn't know they had internet from whatever decade this sort of old school racism is from.
So they threatened the pope of the catholic church with assassination.... Thats some Israeli level shit. Is Trump even the president at this point?
Vance already took out the last pope.
Does threatening The Pope and starting a war with Iran disqualify you from retaining a gold plastic FIFA Peace Prize?
"Did u even say thank you, pope?" -Vance
On the matter VP Vance had this to say "I think it's always a bad idea to offer an opinion on stories that are unconfirmed and uncorroborated, so I'm not going to do that."
this is coming from the "Haitians are breaking into homes to eat your pets!" guy
Nothing reasonable about pedophile protecting fascist. Let’s not allow them to position him as a viable leader.
You must be to type of person who beleives B. HUSSEIN Obama was born in the US. /s
let's not forget Vance already killed the last pope by extreme cringe
Completely understandable if you lose the will to live after meeting Vance
The Pope met Vance and realized that there's no God, and died of a broken heart
The last pope died shortly after meeting with Vance. Sure he had pneumonia (but felt well enough to take a meeting), but Vance could conceivably have had something on his hand that interacted with the popes diminished health. Its pure speculation of course, and no one can prove it either way and the timing is suspect, when you see them now threatening the current pope with assassination. Assassination just comes to their mind huh?
If I was the pope and meeting JD the couch fucker was in the agenda, I'd also decline. Considering what happened to the previous pope who met that turd with makeup.
Also, unless the meeting is on your own turf, how do you diplomatically refuse to sit on a couch that was there with JD before you got there? I don't think pope training covers this.
Especially in the Oval Office: chances are non-zero that any seat you might take in the room has had either diaper breach, Crown Prince Couchfucker after hours, or both.
A guy who has to dress in white for the job has to think about these things, because if he sits on the wrong couch in the white robe, when he stands up again now it's HIS story. So in the end it's gotta be either "I'll just stand, thanks," or like you said, not go at all.
I dunno I think theres a vague quiet dignity to a politician who dresses like a clown or a heavily makeupped whore (no offense intended to legit prostitutes). All he needs now is a "I dont care, do you" coat to go full whore and I will give him a full dignity/self-awareness point and smallest ounce of respect.
Someone in the meeting then reportedly mentioned the Avignon Papacy to Pierre. This refers to a 14th century attack on the Vatican by the French king, in which Pope Boniface VIII was murdered by assassins and the Vatican was forced to relocate to Avignon where it could be controlled by the French crown for the next 67 years.
Sounds like they’re threatening to do to the pope what they did to Maduro.
Nazis also had a problem with the Vatican during War World Two, What could possibly be the common reason now?
Missed opportunity for the Pope to rid us of the Antichrist
What's Peter thiel got to do with this?
Threatening the POPE is EXACTLY what Jesus would Do!
-Republicans who want the Bible to be Law!
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