I remember a local woman and a guy ending up at a late house party together. She had no interest in him. She spent most of the night drinking wine and the rest of it on the couch with her legs in the air lighting her farts.
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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And that kids is how I met your mother
As hilarious and arguably far more entertaining as this is, whatever happened to the age-old "well I've had a good night but maybe we're better suited as friends, time for me to boost, speak to you tomorrow" parting?
I completely agree.

Reminds me of going on a date with a woman who brewed her own beer.
I don't drink.
You uh, still have her number?
Sounds like Pamela is asking for my number.
I think she's looking for something more along the lines of a Rod from God rather than a SpaceNoodle.
What are you talking about? I'm 605' tall.
How's the weather up there? He he he, got em-
I SAID HOW'S THE WEATHER UP- NEVERMIND!
WHAT?
Does Pamela buy her groceries at Food and Stuff?
Prolly buys her stuff there too.
But does she get stuffed with food?