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Such a joke Even if i did put 30min to read the ToS, i have no saying in anything, only thing possible is to fuckoff
Every app should have a common, regulated ToS
Fun!
Wonder what Linux's look like
The GPLv2 comes to about 2500 words, which puts it at about 10 minutes read time according to this infographic.
That only applies if you modify/distribute it. That doesn't apply to a user. I guess comparing the length of a company's employee handbook would be a fair comparison to the GPLv2.
Don't worry, violating the TOS isn't a federal crime punishable by jail time .. right? Oops.
I suppose the times are reading times. Not understanding times. And especially not 'pondering about how this will fuck me in the ass one day' times.
That should be illegal.
I'm pretty sure YouTube's TOS demands acceptance of every other Google product TOS.
If we tack those on, I wonder if it could get to the moon and back in 12 point font?
Edit: I cannot wrap my head around how long the combination must be.
I love it when they force you to scroll. It’s such theater.
I wonder if any such company tried to use this as evidence in court: "the defendant has scrolled through the terms so the statement that he hasn't read them is not factual"
Good guy VLC: https://www.videolan.org/legal.html
What are the usage restrictions for VideoLAN software? Short answer: there are none. You can use the software in the way you want (within the boundary of law), for personal, educational, research, military, governmental, professional purpose or any other way…
May I redistribute a piece of VideoLAN software? Yes, you may distribute an original or a modified version of a piece of VideoLAN software as long as you comply with its license terms. Most pieces of software from VideoLAN are licensed under the GNU General Public License Version 2 (referred herein as GPL). You will find a license file named COPYING in all our products.
Note: You do not need to ask VideoLAN the permission to distribute VideoLAN software!
That's a nice summary, but the GPLv2 is about 2500 words....
it's a very clear license and it's only 1 that many softwares use, you read it once and you don't have anymore; The GPL is also just about redistribution, code changes etc etc it does not affect the final user, you only look at the license if you care about it or if you are a developer
We need a new sub for "data is horrifying".
3% people being liars seems kinda low.
Luckily clicking a checkbox is not legally binding with regard to such terms of service.
What is hidden in these terms is of course their abuse of your personal information, which probably is enough for plausible deniability.
But there's a reason these companies are regularly fined in EU, and that is that their practices are often illegal, despite they "allow themselves" to do it by their own terms.
Is their ToS fully legal in the US or are parts of them illegal there too?
Do they have more money than you?
If they do, chances are you would somehow lose in court, and even if you have the spirit of the law on your side.
I wouldn't bet on consumer protection in USA, and I've seen many TOS documents that were CLEARLY illegal in EU, but legal in USA. But that was back in the 90's where I worked with parallel import of software and hardware from USA.
We were occasionally contacted because the import of software at way cheaper prices than they were available here in EU, was against the TOS.
Usually we were not contacted again after my first response to them, that they could shove their American legalese shit where the sun doesn't shine, US law has no bearing in Europe, and the TOS containing just 1 illegal clause invalidates the whole thing here. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Thats crazy, i was expecting that just the illegal clauses would be invalid
Not here, as I understand it, it's pretty general that if a contract has an illegal clause, it invalidates the entire contract.
I've read many contracts which explicitly state that any part being invalidated does not invalidate the remaining parts.
Invalidating this clause would then invalid the whole thing de facto
I’ve tried to read the full terms of service before and on top of being very long, they’re overly vague when it comes to what they collect.
It's all fuckin moot because most of them say something like "these terms can be changed at any time and by agreeing to these terms, you implicitly agree to those terms".
Probably wouldn't stand up in court, but most people don't have the money to fight a court case they would obviously win, so that doesn't matter either.
Yeah ... not only are they long, they're written by lawyers who are trying to obfuscate things while still covering the company's ass legally.
That was my favorite part of switching to Lemmy. My Instance's terms of service were a few paragraphs.
With my attention span, it would take me at least three three times as long to read the Microsoft TOS.
Who did they have time this shit? A speed reader?
They base the reading time by assuming someone reads 240 words per minute (stated near the top of the infograph, on the right.)
My guess is they didn't actually time somebody reading the terms and conditions, but rather they took the total word count and divided it by 240.
I wondered where they got the number from, too. I found a page discussing a meta analysis of English reading speeds that concluded that for silent reading, people commonly read 238 words per minute. The infographic probably took that average and rounded it up to 240.
Though considering the jargon and opacity of most "terms and conditions," I imagine the reality to be that most people take longer to read through it than if they were reading something for pleasure.
Idk too many people who can read the art of war in under an hour either :p
a bit ironic that tiktok, known for the 15 second vertical videos, have one of the longest tos
Would be interesting having the GPL v3 in there for comparison.
GPLv3 comes out to 5215 words, so pretty long.
This could be posted in Cool Guides.
Good guy instagram is still horrible
This is a terrible graphic, the "short" documents should be proportional to length, while they're not.