Star Wars Memes

I missed Dark Forces. I forgot about clone wars though, that should be in there right

Mandalorian had a good first two seasons but then it went downhill.

The disrespect for the duel on Mustafar is unreal.

Actually youre disrespecting all of Ewan McGregor's lightsaber work, which is simply wrong besides being ignorant.

Christian and Ewan might not have had the cleanest choreography, but they developed real skill to perform the way they did across the prequels and some of the sequels.

Im not the biggest fan of starwars as a franchise as a literary example of storytelling, but I can still respect talent when I see it.

They took the baddest bad guy of badguyness (Vader) and turned him into a whinny emo kid.

For actual points of "that's fucking stupid".... take a look at this map. This is canonical... I've marked the locations of Coruscant (above galactic center,), Naboo an tatooine in red.

I've marked more than a few locations in which they could have gone instead of Tat that would:

1. had what they needed,
2. were significantly safer than tat,
3. would have been able to use (or at least change out) republic credits.

but, no. Tatooine. which was a remote, useless dustball that only had it's remoteness as a positive aspect (and that only to criminal elements.)

of the places I marke, Eriadu makes the some sense. It's large enough and important enough to have what they'd need- and being on a busy trade up makes it more likely that nobody would care or notice their presence.

On the way to Eriadu, however, you also have Sarrassia an Sollust, both of which are heavily built up word's in the republic, and therefor make some sense too.

Christophsis is another world that is a major republic world an was quite built up. You'll find that they probably passed through on their way to Tatooine.

if you're thinking, 'hey, but the trad federation is everywhere!', its rather unlikely that any of those three planets have an active blockade looking for them, and even less unlikely they'll take an active effort in that conflict. If you find that unconvincing, fair enough, lets got to Pantora. Republic world with reasonable people on it. rather in the middle of no where, off the beaten path an fairly technological. They would at least have been able to get passage to Coruscant, even if they had to leave the shiny thing behind.

Which, they probably could have just jumped a passenger liner off Tat, too. details, amirite? Or they could have sent a coded concealed message to the order. gotten a jedi ship out there. all that.

That is the level of detail being made in the stories. Their hyperdrive is shat to hell, but hey, they make it entire sectors away, an chose to go limp someplace that is arguably worse than the place they left.

Well explain then. Yeah I know the dialogue is afwul and some choices like jar jar and too much CGI can be jarring. But what is wrong with the story?

I mean the sequels barely have anything going for them. The acting there is also nothing special. But the story is the main issue anyway so they are quite a few notches lower

Almost 4.5h for all 3 movies? I don't got the time for that.

Indeed. Blackfinger girls are the best, reason why Kaylee in Firefly is hands down the best in the series.

We used to play star wars rock paper scissors only it was lightsaber lightning ysalamiri and two other things, maybe force push I can't remember all of the rules and you could have two things out at a time and you played against the whole neighborhood at the same time. We had fun.

Wait. So there's an original thrawn trilogy and then disney decided to just write their own one instead of implementing it into canon?