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Donald Trump trying to financially swindle a group of aliens - "I spoke to their leader folks, Xenu? Is it Xenu? He loved crypto. Loved it. He comes to me and says "Donald Trump, leader of the human race." He called me leader of the human race. These aliens. Unbelievable..."

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[โ€“] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Did the program involve statutory rape Matt? Fuck all the way off.

[โ€“] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He claims that they used humans trafficked from war zones and migrant caravans so... I mean... it probably would, yeah ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

EDIT: Matt Gaetz should definitely fuck all the way off

[โ€“] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Those aliens must've been children then.

God, imagine if there were actual aliens but, because they were child aliens, they were taken to Epstein's island and murdered...

[โ€“] Tronn4@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

He's the by-product

[โ€“] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a reminder, Trump tried to make this pedo attorney general. I get it, pedos love other pedos.

[โ€“] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

There is an opening for a new AG. ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was this before or after he teleported to Waffle House?

[โ€“] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

That was Greg Phillips, the current head of Response and Recovery at FEMA. He was also claims that he was teleported to Waffle House by Jesus Christ.

[โ€“] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know who made the claim. It was a joke.

[โ€“] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My bad for not spelling it out to begin with.

[โ€“] Nomad@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

Quite the timing all this diversions. Let's assume they are both in the Epstein files.