Donald Trump trying to financially swindle a group of aliens - "I spoke to their leader folks, Xenu? Is it Xenu? He loved crypto. Loved it. He comes to me and says "Donald Trump, leader of the human race." He called me leader of the human race. These aliens. Unbelievable..."
Those aliens must've been children then.
God, imagine if there were actual aliens but, because they were child aliens, they were taken to Epstein's island and murdered...