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Donald Trump trying to financially swindle a group of aliens - "I spoke to their leader folks, Xenu? Is it Xenu? He loved crypto. Loved it. He comes to me and says "Donald Trump, leader of the human race." He called me leader of the human race. These aliens. Unbelievable..."

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[โ€“] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Did the program involve statutory rape Matt? Fuck all the way off.

[โ€“] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He claims that they used humans trafficked from war zones and migrant caravans so... I mean... it probably would, yeah ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

EDIT: Matt Gaetz should definitely fuck all the way off

[โ€“] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Those aliens must've been children then.

God, imagine if there were actual aliens but, because they were child aliens, they were taken to Epstein's island and murdered...