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Also isn't matt gaetz some sort of pedophile?
"We believe they may be part of a intergalactic drug cartel, maybe part of one of the interstellar wizard alliances"
All of the troops they just sent to the Middle East: 
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WIZARD ALLIANCES?!
why is this not in the headlines?
There’s literally a massive franchise about the space wizard alliance.
Being ran out of a basement of a pizza joint on mars
i first saw this headline in a regular ass vanilla newsfeed, joe.
i clicked on it because i wanted to see if legacy media was really running Qanon level articles about weirdo bullshitters making up shit.
they are, indeed. its a "story" about some obvious garbage gaetz said on a crank podcast.
This is literally just the plot of The X-Files
Much of the X-Files is based on longstanding UFO lore
And a lot of longstanding UFO lore is based off of sci-fi books and tv shows! Base and superstructure and whatnot.
Matt is cruising for some underage alien hybrid girls.
War is going swell
Are there any videos? Is for science 
The uniformed officer
That's just what they call anyone marrying an immigrant
david m. jacobs thought vindicated!
Debt ballooning. Economy crashing. War erupting. Nazis policing. Epstein files epsteining.
"WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE ALEINS!"
I swear, Joe Rogan is more like Trump than any of Trump's progeny.
“WhY iSn-“
Bro; you ARE “the news”.
I've always heard Rogan described as "A guy who will 100% believe everything the last person who spoke to said." The strangest thing is that the "OMG ALIENS?!" grift is usually one done by much smaller content creators, usually a tiktok or youtube shorts kind of thing.