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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] victorz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Helix is nice, speaking of which.

[–] lonesomeCat@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe upvoting isn't enough

Helix ROCKS

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah baby! 👊

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shout out helix!! Big fan!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

🧬❤️ Yeah!

[–] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Helix for terminal has been fantastic; I like GUIs so for me Zed is my "S-Tier".

Yes, Zed allows you to turn off the Agentic LLM integration off in settings.json:

{
  "disable_ai": true
}
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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Doesn't seem like much of a VSCode replacement though since it is terminal based

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I replaced VS Code for me on every way I used it, both at work at at home. Been using it professionally for about two years now. It has LSP support, code actions, local and global symbol jumping, jumping to definition, etc, etc, etc. All I need to be productive without the use of AI. 👍👍 (Maybe there's even a way to use AI with it as well, but idgaf about that.)

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For the record, TUI applications can definitely do a good job of replacing GUI applications. It is not inherent to the terminal that it can't.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought it was inherent to the terminal that you can't position the cursor and select text using the mouse, and also inherent that there are not right-click menus.

If you don't want to use a mouse in your code editor that's a valid preference, but these are very different styles of programs and exist in separate categories. Personally I was using Atom before I was using VSCodium, and I really like most design choices of the latter, it's basically everything I always wanted an IDE to be like. Don't want to stop using the mouse.

[–] waldfee@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

Programms can print special codes to position the cursor wherever and they can also enable mouse events. Helix does support selecting with mouse

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Helix, just as Kakoune before it, supports multiple cursor selections, even off-screen. 👍

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you have htop installed, run it in a terminal and click, for instance, the column headers.

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[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought that was a CVS receipt

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

VSC and CVS are anagrams of each other after all

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago

You are ruining the velocity! How are they supposed to tell shareholders they're delivering faster than humans, if they keep getting bogged down with issues!? Everyone, stop opening issues!

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

You know, It's time I play with VSCodium again.
I used it for a long time but ended up having issues with the SSH plugin and the Python support that forced me to go back to regular VSCode. But that was so long ago they surely fixed it by now...

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just be aware MS did the MS thing of not permitting some plugins to work on non vscode installations like the corporate dicks they are.

[–] mizule@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they do? i always just downloaded the .vsix file and installed manually that way.

i'm fairly certain there's also a patch to enable the marketplace properly on vscodium. i think i used it when i still used arch.

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[–] yamper@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

vscodium is pretty toothless compared to the first-party vscode builds. i forget the exact details, i think i was having issues with the dev container plugins not working at all.

i've been using zed.dev with all of the AI features turned off and its been nice. it's probably a matter of time before they enshittify too, but for now i'm enjoying it.

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't ask me how it's named but I believe there was a fork of the project relatively recently in reaction due to some AI stuff they did.

The fork has all AI features scrubbed out

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

what did you use instead, especially for Python?

I asked in a random thread about linux IDEs, thinking there'd be several to the level of VSCode and didn't find anything recommended that was particularly new, and ended up using pulsar for taking notes (it keeps sessions with "unsaved" files somewhere so I just dump stuff into there, manages searches of file contents from certain folders like VS code) and VS Codium for development (it has ctrl+click to find usages/takes to declerations) , but I haven't gotten python integration working on there, and would like to try something new out.

I don't want to use Kate or NeoVim since I want a GUI and integration with "compilers"/interpreters by using buttons and such, but I haven't found anything that doesn't seem like its from the late 90s early 00s, which doesn't work with my shitty eyes and 1080 displays.

[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

PyCharm? Spacemacs ? Both work fine as Python IDEs (so can neovim, but it does't have a GUI)

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[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] entwine@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Practically speaking, why would you pick Gram over Zed? I mean actual advantages

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[–] Desyn0xox@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't know all of them, thanks for sharing! Also stumbled upon Helix, which looks pretty neat

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[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Never had this issue with neovim :3

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

You might in the future. Both vim and neovim are accepting genAI code contributions. There's a vim-classic fork around, but it is "rolled back" to pre-vimscript9.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Image gone 🤕 Did Microslop slopify VSCode?

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The image isn't gone, that hosting server just flat out refuses connections from certain IPs. See if this works for you - https://i.imgur.com/ReCjF8k.jpeg. I've heard that Imgur is not accessible in the UK, but Lemmy doesn't let me upload it because it's "too tall".

Did Microslop slopify VSCode?

A long time ago.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. I had to use a VPN. No idea why it's banning my IP. There can't be too many people in this building using the fediverse.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

showing off your 12k monitor, eh?

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I never once understood why people want to write code in a browser that isn't even the same instance as the one they likely already have open. I can't understand the mindset of a person who wants JavaScript to power the tools they use. Is it because they hate their hardware? Or the environment?

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Because it's a well-made, useful, simple but extensible program? I really don't care if it's "a browser" (it's not, just part of one). And it being not just a tab in my existing browser lets it do critical IDE things like write files and open a terminal (and be easier to find and differentiate from my research, product management, and testing tabs).

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

I hate the environment, that's why I use vscode. After a long day outside, rolling coal on my 6x6 and littering out in nature, I come home and relax by turning on vscode and let it idle as I throw old tires in the fireplace. If you hate the environment like I do, use vscode.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IDE in general are not that good.

VSCode has a lot of of expansions, enabling a developer to stay in the same environment for any language they code in.

So if you have a multi-language setup, you can do everything in the same IDE.

I work with embedded firmware, and let me tell you that VSCode is miles ahead from manufacturer tools.

I personally don't use VSCode because microcontroller manufacturer tools usually come with a repeatable easy to install environment, so I can easily handoff the projects to my clients.

But if you ship code and don't have to ship the environment, VSCode is a good allrounder that can do pretty much anything.

With that said, use VSCodium instead. At least, it removes the analytics from the IDE.

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I started with Visual Studio at work, and I just love VSCode by comparison, idk why but it feels so much easier to work with after I got the hang of it.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I never really used Visual Studio. The few times I had to, it felt like a bloated VSCode.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

What do you use for web development?

The red color in the syntax highlighting is the most annoying for me

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thats pretty impressive it it was that bad it generated that many reports.

Id only expect to see that in a alpha channel for those excited to try something new.

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Vscode release notes used to be exciting. Now it’s 70% ”Assistant” improvements. Then you finally get to the next chapter and it’s all like

Terminal

  • Added terminal support for Assistant…
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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Your screenshot failed. Half way through it starts repeating. See the worst tickets in there: "Stopped working".

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Kate has a LSP plugin.

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