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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

you're laughing. the head of ICE was diagnosed with being a piss baby with poopy diapies and you're laughing 😔

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Smol Bean Himmler is going to be an entire genre of copaganda slop to rewrite history in a few years.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pointed it out multiple times, there is a mass ‘smol beanification’ of privileged groups from fascists to the rich. But only selectively done so they still brand themselves as roided out manly super saiyans…but also smol bean quirk chunguses when it suits them.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The new He-Man trailer starts out as this guy who hates his office job. Except the way they characterize the office job is a pan up of him exhausted at his desk and his name plate has his pronouns on it.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I think that was purely for the bit of putting "He" next to his name, and executive producer Jared Leto isn't good enough at movies to find a better way

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

They should just lean into the bit and rename the movie He/Him Man

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ohhhhhhh ty for correcting me

kiryu-slam

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Ah, the Israel playbook?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can you imagine? The only new IP that will come out this decade is smol bean Himmler that's positioned somewhere between a tortured artist like Mozart and Light from Death Note. Piss baby needs to catch bad guy at all costs while making the Tough Decisions (TM) along the way.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mein Sehr, Sehr, Sehr Wichtiges Kleines Baby-Kampf

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Niemand hat je einen Kampf wie ich geführt, glaubt mir, leute.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

catgirl-huh Wow, I guess it's encouraging that these even these monsters recognize how awful what they're doing is.

In a separate incident in Los Angeles over the summer, Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn’t locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials

catgirl-flop

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

When you're such a rabid fascist that not being able to have a minority assaulted genuinely enrages you to the point of needing medical care

God I hope his heart explodes

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

probably throated the whole boot and thinks that minority is gonna go kill 20 white babies and its his fault

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Knowing what ur doing is evil and still doing it enthusiastically is arguably worse than genuinely believing ur doing the right thing

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Le small bean fascist chungus

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

hope it's terminal

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Oh boo hoo. Poor widdle ethnic cleanser is sooooo sad!

Us leftists are forced to tough out hate speech every day and take slurs and hate crimes with a smile and never fight back. Guess the snowflakes are tougher than you. Pathetic.

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

he's just really passionate about doing fascism

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

can't imagine how hard it is to hold in laughter while stephen miller is doing pouty yelling about not doing fascism enough

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I have to hope this is the result of some shred of humanity struggling to the surface.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, he just has to talk to Stephen Miller everyday.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago

Which would screw up anyone, honestly.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

ICE agent ain't got no humanity. We will be cruel to them, and in our cruelty they will know who we are. - Antifa Aldo Raine