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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

you're laughing. the head of ICE was diagnosed with being a piss baby with poopy diapies and you're laughing 😔

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Smol Bean Himmler is going to be an entire genre of copaganda slop to rewrite history in a few years.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pointed it out multiple times, there is a mass ‘smol beanification’ of privileged groups from fascists to the rich. But only selectively done so they still brand themselves as roided out manly super saiyans…but also smol bean quirk chunguses when it suits them.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

Ah, the Israel playbook?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The new He-Man trailer starts out as this guy who hates his office job. Except the way they characterize the office job is a pan up of him exhausted at his desk and his name plate has his pronouns on it.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah I think that was purely for the bit of putting "He" next to his name, and executive producer Jared Leto isn't good enough at movies to find a better way

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

They should just lean into the bit and rename the movie He/Him Man

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ohhhhhhh ty for correcting me

kiryu-slam

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you imagine? The only new IP that will come out this decade is smol bean Himmler that's positioned somewhere between a tortured artist like Mozart and Light from Death Note. Piss baby needs to catch bad guy at all costs while making the Tough Decisions (TM) along the way.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mein Sehr, Sehr, Sehr Wichtiges Kleines Baby-Kampf

Niemand hat je einen Kampf wie ich geführt, glaubt mir, leute.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

catgirl-huh Wow, I guess it's encouraging that these even these monsters recognize how awful what they're doing is.

In a separate incident in Los Angeles over the summer, Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn’t locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials

catgirl-flop

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When you're such a rabid fascist that not being able to have a minority assaulted genuinely enrages you to the point of needing medical care

God I hope his heart explodes

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

probably throated the whole boot and thinks that minority is gonna go kill 20 white babies and its his fault

Knowing what ur doing is evil and still doing it enthusiastically is arguably worse than genuinely believing ur doing the right thing

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Le small bean fascist chungus

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he's just really passionate about doing fascism

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

can't imagine how hard it is to hold in laughter while stephen miller is doing pouty yelling about not doing fascism enough

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

hope it's terminal

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Oh boo hoo. Poor widdle ethnic cleanser is sooooo sad!

Us leftists are forced to tough out hate speech every day and take slurs and hate crimes with a smile and never fight back. Guess the snowflakes are tougher than you. Pathetic.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have to hope this is the result of some shred of humanity struggling to the surface.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, he just has to talk to Stephen Miller everyday.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 1 day ago

Which would screw up anyone, honestly.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

ICE agent ain't got no humanity. We will be cruel to them, and in our cruelty they will know who we are. - Antifa Aldo Raine