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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

you're laughing. the head of ICE was diagnosed with being a piss baby with poopy diapies and you're laughing 😔

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Smol Bean Himmler is going to be an entire genre of copaganda slop to rewrite history in a few years.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pointed it out multiple times, there is a mass ‘smol beanification’ of privileged groups from fascists to the rich. But only selectively done so they still brand themselves as roided out manly super saiyans…but also smol bean quirk chunguses when it suits them.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The new He-Man trailer starts out as this guy who hates his office job. Except the way they characterize the office job is a pan up of him exhausted at his desk and his name plate has his pronouns on it.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah I think that was purely for the bit of putting "He" next to his name, and executive producer Jared Leto isn't good enough at movies to find a better way

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

They should just lean into the bit and rename the movie He/Him Man

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ohhhhhhh ty for correcting me

kiryu-slam

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, the Israel playbook?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can you imagine? The only new IP that will come out this decade is smol bean Himmler that's positioned somewhere between a tortured artist like Mozart and Light from Death Note. Piss baby needs to catch bad guy at all costs while making the Tough Decisions (TM) along the way.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mein Sehr, Sehr, Sehr Wichtiges Kleines Baby-Kampf

Niemand hat je einen Kampf wie ich geführt, glaubt mir, leute.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

catgirl-huh Wow, I guess it's encouraging that these even these monsters recognize how awful what they're doing is.

In a separate incident in Los Angeles over the summer, Lyons became so distressed when ICE agents couldn’t locate a migrant on their target list after a ride along with top administration officials

catgirl-flop

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

When you're such a rabid fascist that not being able to have a minority assaulted genuinely enrages you to the point of needing medical care

God I hope his heart explodes

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

probably throated the whole boot and thinks that minority is gonna go kill 20 white babies and its his fault

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Knowing what ur doing is evil and still doing it enthusiastically is arguably worse than genuinely believing ur doing the right thing

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Le small bean fascist chungus

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

hope it's terminal

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Oh boo hoo. Poor widdle ethnic cleanser is sooooo sad!

Us leftists are forced to tough out hate speech every day and take slurs and hate crimes with a smile and never fight back. Guess the snowflakes are tougher than you. Pathetic.

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he's just really passionate about doing fascism

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

can't imagine how hard it is to hold in laughter while stephen miller is doing pouty yelling about not doing fascism enough

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have to hope this is the result of some shred of humanity struggling to the surface.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, he just has to talk to Stephen Miller everyday.

[–] HorikBrun@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

Which would screw up anyone, honestly.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

ICE agent ain't got no humanity. We will be cruel to them, and in our cruelty they will know who we are. - Antifa Aldo Raine