Put it in a nice little ponytail so it can be grabbed and pulled like a handle <3
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consent is important. reply if you want headpats
headpats the kind ones were a bit of a wiggle
want desperately
... Informed consent is a thing.
Use your words.
... or possibly little whimpering barking noises.
do bottom noises count
Depends.
Do 'bottom noises' have a discernible semantic structure?
I gonna need more details.
mlehhhhh! bwuughhh! merrrrrp!
...
I am not able to discern a semantic structure here.
... Perhaps the meaning is... conveyed through... tonality? Pitch? ... ?
whimpers and whines while wagging her tail
Would you like to have your hair pulled, puppy?
perhaps 👉👈
Your safe word is using your words. head pats
... well now you're just yanking my chain.
=P
The moment someone does this to me, I am falling to my knees. It's like a boss weak point.
... You can more or less conceptualize sex as a sucessive stage boss fight of identifying and properly 'attacking' a series of weakpoints, in the correcr order.
Yeah, but I'm like the tutorial boss that teaches you about weakpoints.
hand on head boss becomes immediately submissive and breedable do whatever you want, you have already won
Just continue the metaphor, though maybe... backwards.
Get the 'health bar' down to zero.
Now you get a 'boss stage transition'.
Now get the 'health bar' to zero again.
... repeat untill you are either dead or out of stamina.
Use a DMC/Bayonetta style additional scoring system for 'style' and 'combos', 'damage' done in a short period of time, sustained 'damage' output, etc.
... You follow?
You, as the 'tutorial boss', the goal is to 'defeat' you as many times as possible, with the highest score possible.
The game isn't won when you uh... roll over, thats when the game begins.
You don't just win, you go for SSS rank.
EDIT:
What is the French term for an orgasm, the ecstasy/dissociation afterward?
La petit mort, the little death.
... kill 'em with kindness, eh?
I will gladly pull hair, but I need consent first 😩
Don't forget to slap my face while you're at it.
need
I had a dream about this last night
umm... uh... er...
😰🤏👩🦰