Write a book/movie/song about your depression, sell the rights, ~~make the megacorp~~ profit
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Become a musician.
Export it to the political campaign season
Create a hit one person TV show/movie. Bonus if you're millennial and messy.
E.g. Bo Burnham if you're messy millennial man, Fleabag if you're messy millennial woman, and Mae Martin if you're messy millennial non-biney.
But you aren't though. If you can't get out of it you are bad at depression.
The only ones good at depression are the ones who don't have it. And they sell self-help books by the boat load.
Does your depression allow you to sit at a computer accomplishing nothing for a couple of hours a day? I could use a second developer for a little godot project I've got going on. Funding is limited until crowdfunding starts.
It's called vtubing sweetheart, look it up.
Comedy is often a banger for depressed people.
Can I charge y'all admission to see my comments? Cuz I can't do this shit on stage. That's scurry 🥺
Nah sorry, you can't make money by commenting on Lemmy. But if you do that a lot, you should use NordVpn. You can get your first month for free if you use code "abbadon420".
Research studies is how you sell it 😂
Depends. Are you sexy and depressed?
There's always a catch.
How to sell compulsive gooning
Ooh, I've got existential depression. Is that worth anything?
Have you seen Vastaamo case in Finland? That's how you sell depression. Multiple times even if you happen to be a hacker.