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California man gets 6 years in prison after breaking into woman’s house and sucking her toes (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Quentin Tarantino already bought the movie rights

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Waking up cause a mf got your toes in his mouth. Was it a Tom and Jerry scream?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Well this is just fuckin odd.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

How exactly did he expect that to end? Like, did he seriously think she would take up and be in to it or something?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Did he get 1 year for each toe, or 6 years for 1 toe?

Inquiring minds need to know, asking for 6 friends...

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

Poor lady.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't be surprised if Trump pardon him and welcome him into the white house. But this guy is either a drug addict or mentally ill. Prison not the solution. We need mental institutions back.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do you think it was worth it?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 4 days ago

Not to trivialize prison rape but I somehow doubt the toe sucker will think so in a couple years.