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California man gets 6 years in prison after breaking into woman’s house and sucking her toes (www.independent.co.uk)
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[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Waking up cause a mf got your toes in his mouth. Was it a Tom and Jerry scream?