this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
32 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

106 readers
60 users here now

founded 9 months ago
MODERATORS
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works
32
California man gets 6 years in prison after breaking into woman’s house and sucking her toes (www.independent.co.uk)
submitted 5 days ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to c/nottheonion@sh.itjust.works
9 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Did he get 1 year for each toe, or 6 years for 1 toe?

Inquiring minds need to know, asking for 6 friends...