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A new fragrance for introverts (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Clbull@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] franglais@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Monkey's paw: it is a potion with an aoe 10' radius, makes everyone violently ill.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Pho cologne

You get to smell like pho.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

~~Shouldn't it be "The F* Off Cologne"?~~

Edit: I read it out loud, I get it now.

[-] Unaware7013@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Why? That would entirely ruin the joke.

[-] onion@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Düsseldorfers be like

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I would say "Fuck cologne" would also work

[-] Dschingis_Pelikan@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

You have a few options here. You could try Butyric Acid but you might get crazy because it is to strong. Sulfuric compounds like Hydrogen Sulfide numbs your nostrils so it might work nicely.

Pro tip: don't use cat urin because some people are sexually attracted to it because of a infection with Toxoplasma Gondii.

this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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