panic : programmer

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

23-19! 23-19!

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

🧦

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bool isChild() {
  pid_t result= fork()
  return (result == 0)
}

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nope. The check should be in a while loop

[–] username_1@programming.dev 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Correct code:

int getAge()
{
    return 6578;
}

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

42069

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Six seven

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Found the child.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Or the hip soccer mom

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Le Website: Wow, what are the odds this person using MY WEBSITE was born in 1900 on January 1st? They must be the oldest person in the world!

Le me: is 14

[–] lime@feddit.nu 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

def verify_age(age):
    return age is not None

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Unacceptable. All my friends are None

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

[–] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago

"I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me."

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

There's only one thing worse than a rapist

[+] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[+] onlinepersona@programming.dev -8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Anything under 25 should be considered a child.

[–] org@lemmy.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People over 65 should be banned from voting, driving, and accessing the internet

Just like a child.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not everyone's brain degrades at the same rate.

[–] org@lemmy.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

True. Not every 12 year old is too dumb to vote.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Anyone > 65 should be considered senile until proven different. After all, it's not kids that get scammed out of their retirement funds.

That's not my opinion, but it might lead to changes.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kids don't have retirement funds. If they did, and they had free access to them, they would definitely get scammed out of them.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's pretty much what I wrote, just lacking the sarcasm.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 3 weeks ago

Possession of money is literally the definition of scammed.

[–] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

There seems to be a real tendency to want to narrow the band of what a functioning adult is, centered right around whatever age the poster happens to be at.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

The reason that 25 number came up is that's how old the cohort they were studying brain development got when their funding was cut. There's no reason to not believe brains continue developing all our lives, or that even if that study did find a "cut off point" that it would be the same from person to person.

[–] bluejayway@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sure, not like people under 25 need to work, pay rent, take care of their own finances and responsibilities, or anything. we’re all just kids living with our parents and when we turn 25, we magically become adults! oh, wait…

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I just find the arbitrary line drawn at 18 to be ridiculous. So, the second you turn 18 you magically become an adult. OK.

And now it's time to judge societies that decide 16 means adult, or 20 means adult, or 25 means adult.

Was it the US that just decided for us that "18 means your adult"? Why should they get to decide that? Based on what criteria?

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