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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44632289

Pickleball goated lmao

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[–] regdog@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

Charlie Kirk had it all—charisma, faith, respect for everyone...

LOOOOOL

Anyway, rest in piss, pervert

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Finally pickleball is good for something.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Fucking headlines are getting stranger by the day.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"~~Robert Mueller~~ Some racist pervert dude just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"
Wait. Am I doing this right?

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What innovations did he make in "modern" cheerleading?

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Im guessing he was the reason Penn & Teller had to do a Bullshit! episode on the subject

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

If I had to guess, financialization.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe roflcopter weather permitting

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 1 day ago

Another one bites the dust.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

The hell is pickleball

Apparently something like tennis, but on a badminton court.

invented in 1965 as a children's backyard game

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

no, nothing is worse than badminton. besides maybe that speedwalking shit

[–] Revolver1864@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Hey it did give us the Black Cocks NZ badminton team in 2004

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clearly you have not pickled the balls

But yes, speedwalking is worse than that

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wait, just remembered that cup stacking bullshit that got forced on everyone for awhile that shit was even dumber

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody was forced to stack those cups, either.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

definitely got pushed from down top, nobody would willingly stack cups for "sport" otherwise

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Old people tennis. I feel like the trend was going younger last year, but now I feel it's only for middle age people and older.

badminton is old people tennis. i feel like pickleball is midlife crisis territory

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A lower net. Plays a more like tiny tennis.

Been getting more and more popular over the decade, and it’s pretty huge in the states these days. If you’re in a major US metro, you know someone who plays it.

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kiddy tennis for unfit old people

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ehh it's not the most fun game but it's good for anyone of any fitness level looking for exercise. We used to play it during winter in college and I was fit as fuck back then.

It's great for older people because there's way less joint stress and injury is, despite this article, pretty rare

Let us use this opportunity to eliminate cheerleading altogether in his honor

C'mon grim reaper! Keep going!

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What the hell is pickleball?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tennis with ping pong paddles and a whiffle ball.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this mf whiffed and died lmao

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

or more likely (knowing absolutely nothing about his health or injury besides his age), i'd guess he had vision problems because he's 76, the vision problems combined with a rotation on the court caused him to trip and hit his head or break a bone in his torso/pelvis/femur and that hit or break was enough to cause whatever other health problems he had to overwhelm him.

i have a friend who was, for a brief time, the leading authority in the world in knocking over old people and her professional opinion is that most falls (like over 2/3 of them) are caused by vision problems. Keep your eyes checked as you age, and make sure your parents and grandparents (if they're still alive) have current prescriptions because falls can kill you way easier than you think.

[–] Kobibi@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have a friend who was, for a brief time, the leading authority in the world in knocking over old people

This makes it sound like she out there pushing them over

When I first referred to her biomechanical engineering PhD this way her husband spat across the room. They are very dear friends.

[–] vikingtons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

appreciate you lookin out 🥰

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tennis for out of shape people

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That's badminton isn't it ?

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tennis with pickles for balls

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Such a waste of pickles you hate to see it.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagining he slammed is head on some very hard or sharp object near the court? It’s pretty difficult to do that much damage on a typical flat court surface falling.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It might not have taken much. I hear the Kirk boys are prone to head injuries

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Totally read that headline wrong. I was thrown off by thinking that photo was Brian Kilmeade

[–] VM_Abrantes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Counting or not counting sports-related injuries?

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