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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44632289

Pickleball goated lmao

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[–] markz@suppo.fi 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

The hell is pickleball

Apparently something like tennis, but on a badminton court.

invented in 1965 as a children's backyard game

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

no, nothing is worse than badminton. besides maybe that speedwalking shit

[–] Revolver1864@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Hey it did give us the Black Cocks NZ badminton team in 2004

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clearly you have not pickled the balls

But yes, speedwalking is worse than that

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wait, just remembered that cup stacking bullshit that got forced on everyone for awhile that shit was even dumber

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody was forced to stack those cups, either.

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

definitely got pushed from down top, nobody would willingly stack cups for "sport" otherwise

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Old people tennis. I feel like the trend was going younger last year, but now I feel it's only for middle age people and older.

badminton is old people tennis. i feel like pickleball is midlife crisis territory

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A lower net. Plays a more like tiny tennis.

Been getting more and more popular over the decade, and it’s pretty huge in the states these days. If you’re in a major US metro, you know someone who plays it.

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kiddy tennis for unfit old people

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ehh it's not the most fun game but it's good for anyone of any fitness level looking for exercise. We used to play it during winter in college and I was fit as fuck back then.

It's great for older people because there's way less joint stress and injury is, despite this article, pretty rare