I believe it's impossible to prove the existence of two gods.
I'm a diagnostic.
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I believe it's impossible to prove the existence of two gods.
I'm a diagnostic.
I don't drink tea.
I'm an atheaist
I hate definite articles, Iβm an a-the-ist
God, my mother is going to cackle at that one
Nice, tell her we all said hi! She'll know who you mean.
I mean you go girl more power to ya but it definitely isn't easier to explain pastafarianism than agnosticism to normies. Noone except programmers and other too online people even know it exists (yes i am also a terminally online freak relax peeps, real recognize real)
Just show them the graph. Can't argue with hard data.

That's the neat part - you don't have to explain anything. You just assert the truthfulness of your religion and act offended when people point out how ridiculous it is.
Chad moves. Get theology-mogged you faithless heathencell
Gotta love how one person writing a silly essay, which didn't have anything to do with atheism, just being a gaff, got turned into something very atheist and very serious.
"I'm not religious"
Can't say I've ever had to explain anything more than that.
i prefer "i'm not superstitious", because that's what all religions are
So how will you teach little girls that they're the problem? How will you fondle little boys? How will you comitt a genocide to prove that your religion is more moral?
It's not at all difficult to explain. "I don't believe in gods." Simple as that.
Thatβs atheism?
You either believe in god(s) or you don't. Orthogonally you might be sure of your beliefs or not.
Most self-described agnostics are agnostic atheists.
Jesus thank god, only one accurate comment in this thread on the difference between atheists and agnostics.
They are the answers to two different questions
I've always thought of agnosticism as being "I don't believe in Gods," and atheism as being "Gods don't exist." It's like the difference between saying "I don't think that plan will work" vs "That plan won't work." One leaves room for you to be wrong, while the other doesn't.
Agnostics are "I don't know, probably not. It's impossible to know.".
Atheists are "I don't think there's a god, there's no proof".
Anti-theists are "there is definitely no god", and they have just as much evidence as believers.
Because I just discovered it on wikipedia I think is worth adding βIgnosticβ - the belief that frankly itβs pointless even discussing any of this unless you can first define a deity. Seems bloody sensible to me.
May your water always be salted
Ramen
You can just call yourself an atheist. Hell, if you call yourself a pastafarian you are basically an anti-theist.
RAmen
I serve the Omnissiah.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my fleshβ¦
Good time to point out there is a huge difference between being agnostic and agnostcism. One is a literal state of being, not specific to religion. The other is an ideology toward "deities" based around being agnostic in the topic.
It's just how -ic and -ism be. Most people that say they are agnostic do not follow agnosticism, even if they may share some of its very widely ranged ideas and concepts.
Richard Dawkins referred to himself as a nontheist as a better term then atheist in one of his books. He said there is no such thing as an agnostic, either you believe or you don't believe. If undeniable proof of the existence of a god comes along and you refuse to believe then you are just a fool.
Eh, the converse isn't true. I can be on the fence on whether deities exist. That's different from being convinced that they don't.
If this is you, consider joining or supporting The Satanic Temple. This is why they exist, and they do more meaningful and practical good than a meme religion.
One of the core tenants of Pastafarianism is being too lazy or broke (or both) to actually contribute
Why agnostic? Like... If there's no proof, why believe in the existence of a deity at all?
I was an agnostic for a very long time.
My main view of things - I couldn't know if there was a god or if there wasn't. But all that ultimate judgement shit never made any sense for me. If you're just behaving decently because of fear of ultimate judgment, then you're not a decent person. Ok if god would want me not to be an asshole, I'd need to be that out of my free will. And if a god demanded adherence to some random rules out of the blue - that god wouldn't have a moral compass and I wouldn't want to have to do anything with them in my life, being smitten down at the end would have been a consequence for me anyways.
I just want to be no asshole. So the question of there's a god or not. I don't care. God is irrelevant.
Thus: agnostic
I started staying I'm an atheist somw time ago, as that's just quicker and I can go by without explaining.
Still - if there's a god around, which is possible but improbable - I'm making sure I make fucking good use of the free will they gave me.