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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

But the question is, is it hydrogen oxide or hydroxide?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're describing hydrogen peroxide, as pairs of individual hydrogen and oxygen atoms don't exactly like to exist alone, so they pair up as H2O2

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

So you can burn water!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago
[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

aka hydrogen ash

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ice is just water in slow motion

[–] markz@suppo.fi 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think its neat too! Hydrogen bonds ftw.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nitrogen bonding is more fun.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

suddenly huffy brand bikes make more sense

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Guess again. Think nitrogen bonds in exothermic redox reactions.

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

*In my best Barry White voice, "oh baby"!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Guess again. :(

Edit: Nitrous Oxide is not exothermic in humans, for the medicine or the fun. Its an NMDA receptor agonist.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh, you must huff freon..

Good for you. /s

[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or fully-hydrogenated oxygen.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tensorpudding@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"You won't believe how many people each year die from asphyxiation due to this rocket fuel combustion byproduct!"

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Every person that died drank it before their death. Coincidence? I don't think so!

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you already signed the petition to ban it ?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

NO MORE RAIN! NO MORE RAIN!

Brawndo, its got electrolytes, its what plants crave!

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Since hydrogen is a gas in its natural state, isn't it technically "chilled, rusted hydrogen" because it is a liquid which has less energy than gas?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

gas in its natural state

Well that's just your room temperature and pressure bias talking. All states are natural states, subject to environmental conditions.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, you make a good point 👍

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Disturbing, I know. Don't tell my wife.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In all seriousness, you should watch out for a related chemical, dihydrogen monoxide. DHMO claims thousands of lives every year!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I drink beer 🍻

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Many breweries add DHMO directly to their product without disclosing it on the label.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 15 hours ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Damn, I thought they filtered all that out with fish bladders or some shit like that. Fuck, well today I learned.. /s 😂🤣

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

another quintessential shower thought. I approve.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And salt is just evil sugar.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago

and sugar is just deficient garlic

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

These are the brilliant chucklefuck ideas that keep me coming back to the real internet, no AI slop here, you make a serious point 👍

[–] twjolson@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, at least you got the hydrogen part correct.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its oxidized, so its corroded. AKA, in simple laymans terms, rusted.

[–] twjolson@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Rust is commonly referred to oxidation on iron, uncommonly to oxidation on other metals. Never to non-metals.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hydrogen, fully frozen, has been declared as a confusing metal..

I dunno 🤷

[–] twjolson@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Except you aren't talking "frozen" hydrogen. You're talking "molten" hydrogen.

Even by your made up definitions, you're wrong.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Hey, I wrote the post, I get to mention other states of matter at other temperatures as well.

https://chemcafe.net/chemistry/is-hydrogen-a-metal-5799/

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I think hydrogen is arguably a metal but its 2/3 for not a metal depending on which definition you use.