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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I was expecting Choccymilk catgirl-cry

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's spelled Peñíscola, though. However, the word "cola" in Spanish means "tail" and is also used as a synonym for "penis", so that's great anyway.

babe what's wrong you've hardly touched your penyis cola :(

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

honey, stop jorkin' your Peñís and take out the trash

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Important question: Is Peniscola Cola from a penis or cola in which a penis has been dunked?

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well back in the 1800’s it’s was real penis but now it’s other stuff.

Clarence Thomas was addicted to that shit

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

pretty sure Liberal Tears is an old abandoned company town from the goldrush days but okay

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is where I live actually, I live on the beach.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

it has the highest tax base of all my rural settlements in my current eu5 game; lots of iron too. i giggle every time i see the name. idk it looks nice

[–] cattish@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The mayor is affiliated with PP.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Wrong. MY favorite town is Monster Energy Zero Sugar Ultra Paradise, MA.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)