if every cigarette you smoke takes 3 minutes off your life, and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, if you smoke and eat bacon fast enough you can go back in time
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I've done this! I love bacon, and I'm a smoker.
Incidentally, going back in time feels very similar to a stroke, but don't worry, you'll get there. Just keep inhaling and swallowing!
Looking into this.
It's too weird, in a wonderful way, that you knew the reference well enough to link the video. Golf clap, everyone, please. They deserve it.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Ever get a bad toothache and think to yourself "ah fuck, gotta make an expensive visit to the dentist" but then the pain subsides and entirely disappears a few days later? I've gotten a few of those and I wonder if they were false alarms or if the cavity went into stealth mode and will resurface with a vengeance some later day.
Yes. but also I've had the one where that happens over a few years and then you need a root canal and you learn that root infections eat away at your jaw bone (uncute x-rays) and can create a full blown systemic infection grade body load without showing the normal signs of infection and that's even before it potentially gets into your bone marrow or blood.
But most of the time it just seems to go away again. Its so cool how teeth are luxury bones even though they're the first failure point in a lot of cool cascading system collapse possibilities.
Just ask toothfairy to give back your teeth. It is so much faster.