(dramatic opera singing in the background) Caesar's eyes glow red and his pooling blood flows into a giant sword in his hand
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Cassius: "Okay I gotta admit this soundtrack is fire though."
If you stand behind this statue, Caesar can't see you and you can just enjoy the music! Or just use ranged weapons to cheese the fight...
And if you flee, you don't have to be faster than Phase 2 Eternal Caesar. Just faster than your fellow senators.
"It kind of loses its effect when you can understand the ominous Latin chanting, though."
"Beware... the Ides of Deez Nuts"
MechaCaesar unleashes heat ray attack

You too , my child! He screamed at Brutus