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Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!

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Phoenix Imperater Caesar rises from the ashes (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/peoplebluesky@lemmy.world

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[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

(dramatic opera singing in the background) Caesar's eyes glow red and his pooling blood flows into a giant sword in his hand

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Cassius: "Okay I gotta admit this soundtrack is fire though."

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you stand behind this statue, Caesar can't see you and you can just enjoy the music! Or just use ranged weapons to cheese the fight...

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

And if you flee, you don't have to be faster than Phase 2 Eternal Caesar. Just faster than your fellow senators.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"It kind of loses its effect when you can understand the ominous Latin chanting, though."

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

"Beware... the Ides of Deez Nuts"