Scroll for 6 hours?
How do you expect to learn anything if you only read scrolls for 6 hours? Gotta up those numbers. Use Time Stop to get more time out of the day and you can scroll for endless hours every day.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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I prefer tomes, much more convenient than scrolls.
Tomes are merely ancillary to the majesty of the 𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖗𝖊.
Who the fuck let a halfling into my grimoiratorium?
hnnnnggggg
And that's how you train the muscle wizards
write scrolls for 6 hours. i'm not gaining knowledge i'm leaving knowledge
Unfortunately, Time Stop doesn't last nearly long enough, now Epic Time Stop might work, but Mystra got irritated and won't let mortals do Epic magic anymore
Username chosen in anticipation of this trend.
My tower and extensive library are ready. Wall me in.
Okay, alright, I've accepted the quest, but I'm not going anywhere! It's probably cold outside and looks like it might rain. I'll handle the quest remotely over my magic orb, and once I'm busy scrolling I've just delegated it to my Awkwardly Irrational golem. Thanks and have a nice day!
Delegate it to the Awkwardly Irrational golem, your Androgynous but Intrepid apprentice wizard, and the Attractively Insouciant barmaid from the tavern down the road.
It’s probably cold outside and looks like it might rain.
You might say it's overcast.
⚫️stay virgin for 30 years
that's just a prank we play on wannabe wizards
It worked for Nikola Tesla, dude became an electro-wizard
maxxing
Oddly not spelled like faxing, taxing, or relaxing, for you? Does the spurious x make it more exxtreme?
Yes, but you can't add a third X, because then it's indecent.
Already got the impressive stick
You also have a didgeridoo?
A bong is kinda like a didgeridoo, right?
Now give me a book series that is this.
Puny wizards cast fire
That's just a depressed addict in poverty with mental issues.