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[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 1 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

Communicate via Magic Orb

An ancient and magical Orb? I demand to GRASP IT!

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

maxxing

Oddly not spelled like faxing, taxing, or relaxing, for you? Does the spurious x make it more exxtreme?

Yes, but you can't add a third X, because then it's indecent.

[–] teft@piefed.social 13 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Scroll for 6 hours?

How do you expect to learn anything if you only read scrolls for 6 hours? Gotta up those numbers. Use Time Stop to get more time out of the day and you can scroll for endless hours every day.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

write scrolls for 6 hours. i'm not gaining knowledge i'm leaving knowledge

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I prefer tomes, much more convenient than scrolls.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Tomes are merely ancillary to the majesty of the 𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖔𝖎𝖗𝖊.

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)
[–] teft@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago

Who the fuck let a halfling into my grimoiratorium?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Unfortunately, Time Stop doesn't last nearly long enough, now Epic Time Stop might work, but Mystra got irritated and won't let mortals do Epic magic anymore

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Username chosen in anticipation of this trend.

My tower and extensive library are ready. Wall me in.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Okay, alright, I've accepted the quest, but I'm not going anywhere! It's probably cold outside and looks like it might rain. I'll handle the quest remotely over my magic orb, and once I'm busy scrolling I've just delegated it to my Awkwardly Irrational golem. Thanks and have a nice day!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Delegate it to the Awkwardly Irrational golem, your Androgynous but Intrepid apprentice wizard, and the Attractively Insouciant barmaid from the tavern down the road.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 points 13 hours ago

It’s probably cold outside and looks like it might rain.

You might say it's overcast.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

⚫️stay virgin for 30 years

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

that's just a prank we play on wannabe wizards

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Already got the impressive stick

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You also have a didgeridoo?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

A bong is kinda like a didgeridoo, right?