I wanted to get rid of an old lawnmower that was technically operational, but literally held together with duct tape and baling wire. That's not an exaggeration, I had to use wire to keep the deck from falling off, and it still did if you hit a bump too hard.
Sat out every nice day for about a week and a half with a "FREE" sign next to it
The day I replaced the sign with "$20", I went to hammock in the park, and came back to a sign, no mower, and no money. Exactly as I wanted