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US to Send Up to 5,000 Marines to Iran

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Looks like they changed up the headline on you:

"Warnings of Iran Invasion Grow as US to Send Up to 5,000 Marines, Sailors to Middle East"

We require the headlines to match, but I always give a reasonable amount of time to fix it before we pull the post.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This rule would be impossible with the BBC articles lately. They keep changing the headlines every like 15 minutes, it's horrendous.

[–] HowRu68@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They keep changing the headlines every like 15 minutes, it's horrendous.

Unfortunately, a lot of other websites keep doing it . And not only for marked "live" updates. Sometimes they include the revisions, but nowadays they don't even show that. Only way to handle this is (for OP) to check regularly the titles of your posted articles, especially when they are only a couple mins old . Its a bother.

[–] Eezyville@sh.itjust.works 1 points 55 minutes ago

Sounds like a problem automation can fix. Maybe a bot that periodically check the source material's headline and revise the headline on Lemmy while keeping a history of changes. Might have it check the headline for a day so that it's not checking the same post forever.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It's a serious problem with anything marked "Live Coverage!" too. Every update changes the headline.

Which is why I always give OPs a chance to fix it. When I post one myself, I'm re-checking it every time I go in to read new comments.

The only thing really forbidden are headlines that are obviously editorialized.

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 50 minutes ago

Least we can change post titles here.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 2 hours ago

Sounds fair, its insane news articles read like Twitter feeds these days.

[–] udc@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

Thanks, fixed

[–] Johniegordo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's gonna be a monstruos cluster fuck. Iran is not Venezuela. They've been preparing for this for a long time. Iran geography is no joke neither. And getting near the cost for deployment...

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is not going to be a full scale invasion. For that they need way more soldiers. 5000 is enough to take some islands, run some raids on the coast or do some special ops bs. If they send more we maybe see something bigger.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oh they might be intending to capture that strait to minesweep it and open it back up. Which will probably continuously cost lives of those holding it while boats get targeted by drones anyways.

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Kharg is the most likely. 90% of Irans oil exports go through that island and the US has just bombed it hard, while the units currently moved are specialized in taking islands. Other then that in the Strait of Hormuz Abu Musa, Greater and Lesser Tunbs are decent targets, as the UAE claims them and taking them would be useful to secure shipping a bit better.

If you wanted to secure the Strait somewhat Hormozgan province would have to be taken. With a population of nearly 2million, that is not going to happen with 5000 men. Maybe raids though.

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

never get involved in a land war in Asia

I'm sure who ever said that was joking and everything will be fine.

[–] sprack@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

As you wish.

[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Its not a war until Trump announces the invasion to reporters while playing golf.

And he must finish the announcement with "Now watch this drive".

As is tradition for invading middle eastern countries.

That is the protocol.

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Trump can only wish he were as slick as Bush

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It's Vietnam all over again.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

WRONG. Iran is desert, not jungle, dumbass.

(I hope it's clear I'm being silly at you. Because I am. Being silly at you.)

[–] Naevermix@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's fucking grim how predictable all of this is.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

And they are mugging us off as if we can't see exactly what this is.

[–] Uranhjort@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

I thought for sure this would be "Bomb Iran" or "BYOB", but Tom Lehrer is a welcome surprise XD

[–] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

There is literally no way this can end badly

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[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 38 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

5000 marines dying for a man who raped and then murdered and then ate tiny little baby children.

Damn, what a way to go.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I doubt 5000 marines are going to die in Iran. We might loss a few hundred... But that is going to be 5000 marines that are away from their families for a long time. That's going to be billions of dollars spent supporting those Marines. Most importantly, it's going to be tens, if not hundreds of thousand of people in Iran killed in an invasion.

Iraq and Afghanistan were costly, and lengthy failures for the US, and we had fucking plans for how to deal with them. There is no fucking way the clown cabal running the government right now had any kind of plan for a stable and independent Iran after this.

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