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spoilerDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Friday brushed aside concerns that the effective closure of the Strait of Hormuz because of the Iran war, which has spiked oil prices, would continue being a problem for the U.S. and the world for much longer.

Iran has been “exercising sheer desperation in the Straits of Hormuz,” Hegseth said at a Pentagon press briefing.

“We have been dealing with it, and don’t need to worry about it,” he said.

The price of West Texas Intermediate crude oil on Friday morning was around $93 per barrel. A day before the war began on Feb. 28, a barrel of WTI was selling for about $67.

Hegseth criticized media reports that claimed that before attacking Iran, the U.S. military lacked a plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, which is the world’s most critical oil shipping choke point.

“Of course, for decades, Iran has threatened shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. This is always what they do, hold the strait hostage,” he said.

“We planned for it. We recognize it,” Hegseth told a reporter who asked him why the Pentagon had not planned for the strait being choked off to traffic.

“Ultimately, we want to do it sequentially in the way that makes the most sense for what we want to achieve,” he said, without detailing specific plans.

Neither Hegseth nor Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Dan Caine said how the U.S. would open up the strait to the traffic of oil tankers and other ships. Uncertainty about oil transport from the region has roiled markets and caused supply concerns, particularly in Asia.

On Thursday morning, Energy Secretary Chris Wright told CNBC the U.S. Navy is not ready to escort oil tankers through the strait. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, hours later, told Sky News that the U.S. Navy, and possibly an international coalition, would begin escorting ships through the strait as soon as “militarily possible.”

Asked how soon the Strait of Hormuz would be open to traffic, Hegseth said Friday, “The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping.”

“We have a plan for every option here,” he said. “We’re working with our interagency partners. That’s not a strait we’re going to allow to remain contested or a lack of flow of international goods.”

Caine, when asked about removing mines from the Strait of Hormuz laid by Iran, said, “We retain a range of options to solve a whole variety of problems.”

Hegseth predicted, again, that “soon and very soon, all of Iran’s defense companies will be destroyed.” He said that as of two days ago, every company that builds components of Iran’s ballistic missiles “has been functionally defeated.”

The Defense secretary speculated that Iran’s “new so-called, not-so-supreme leader,” Mojtaba Khamenei, “is wounded and likely disfigured,” noting Khamenei started posting on X on Thursday with messages that included only text and not video or voice.

Hegseth and Caine’s vagueness in offering either details of a possible solution to the strait’s closure, or a timeline for such a solution came as RBC Capital Markets, in a note on Friday, said, “There is significant skepticism that a robust US Navy tanker escort service will be operational soon.”

RBC said that skepticism was “due to capacity constraints as well as the fact that Iran’s enhanced military capabilities will pose a bigger challenge than the US faced during the Tanker Wars of the 1980s.”

The note also said that a $20 billion insurance program promoted by the U.S. International Development Finance Corp., to encourage oil tankers and other commercial vessels to begin transiting the strait “similarly ... is not generating much enthusiasm as it only covers the roughly 22 miles of sea lanes in the Strait, not the surrounding waterways, and offers neither casualty nor environmental coverage.”

“Above all, we are struck by the fact that a number of Washington-based security analysts seem to be working with longer-duration timelines than market participants residing outside the Beltway,” RBS’ Helima Croft, head of global commodity strategy and MENA research, wrote.

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Asked how soon the Strait of Hormuz would be open to traffic, Hegseth said Friday, “The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping.”

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

The only thing stopping me from looting all the gold in Fort Knox is that someone would shoot me if I tried. I do consider myself successful and wealthy though, because I could loot all the gold if not for the guards and helicopters.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 22 hours ago

That makes you rich enough for the clown administration

[–] SerialExperimentsGay@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Of course, for decades, Iran has threatened shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. This is always what they do, hold the strait hostage,” he said.

Yes, this is called deterrence, you wet dysentery fart of a man.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Ask him why the British want to keep hold of their foothold at the Strait of Gibraltar

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“We planned for it. We recognize it,” Hegseth told a reporter who asked him why the Pentagon had not planned for the strait being choked off to traffic.

susie-laugh This is with a plan? Maybe they shoulda winged it

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They ARE arrogant and dumb as fuck, maybe he is being honest lmao

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not peeing my pants because I'm afraid. I'm peeing my pants actually because actually I want MY ENEMIES to be afraid of ME.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

thicc-trump Bring me my brown pants!

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ChatPPB probably told them iran can't keep it closed forever

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

oh shit, we need to make this a real model that can run on anything.. like raspberry pi 1 level machine

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 18 hours ago

Tell claude to vibe code a version of itself trained only on hexbear taglines and PPB

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

i hope one day to see this man's cro magnon head on a pike

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Look we can do whatever we want, whenever we want. They can't stop us, they can't even do anything. This isn't even a problem anymore."

"When will traffic resume?"

"Whenever we want. Like I already said!"

meanwhile, they are offering insurance for any company with a tanker captain+crew bonkers enough to take a run at the gauntlet, and somehow nobody is biting, lmao.

legit can't wait to see the briefings each week this goes on with no end in sight.

they are going to jyave to start another, completely different hot war to distract from this myocardial infarction of the global supply chain.

like shooting yourself in the groin to distract from the heart attack.

i legit thought imperial collapse from the periphery would take a lot longer.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 10 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

omfg, this article is hilarious.

Other nations are moving to provide naval escorts, though not necessarily within range of Iranian weaponry. Pakistan has begun dispatching warships to transit alongside tankers, potentially headed for the Arabian Gulf. And the government of France has pledged a 10-ship commitment to provide protection for shipping throughout the Mideast, from the Med to the Gulf of Oman - and through the Strait, once warlike conditions have eased.

the france "commitment" is hysterical.

"i have 10 totally jacked, armed and armored dudes ready to walk you to your car or wherever else you want to go.... as soon as everything is way less dangerous."

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

You got this bro I totally got your back I’m just gonna get some cigarettes first and then we go and we fuck them up

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 23 hours ago

i-love-not-thinking as I spend $100 to fill up my car