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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 1 points 24 minutes ago* (last edited 22 minutes ago)

You put this in badposting but anyone with any notable social presense could probbably bait this out of the White House Twitter. Its just true. kiryu-pain

In lieu of anyone baiting them theres a 1/3 on the first unsolicited white house dick pic being to A: Glorify Trump, B: Bodyshame a world leader or C:sore-loser

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

honestly it would be preferable to the gloating about mass killing

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Today's bit is tomorrow's truth. Kalash and polycule gamblers will be visiting c/badposting for truthsider betting.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"The WOKE LEFT TERRORISTS claim I have a tiny itty bitty hog. These MEDIA LIES cannot stand up to our AMERICAN TRUTH! The American people DESERVE TO BEHOLD MY GLORIOUS PENIS!!!"

AI video of Trump with a giant schlong

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

If we bring back small hands discourse we can make it happen

[–] drippylilkitten@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Mark your hoot

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 5 hours ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah but cut or uncut is the question on everyones minds.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of hogs get really into the whole anticircumcision thing. Like they insist on using the term “intact” instead of “uncut”

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

I've seen the "intactivists" but I've never read them as more generally CHUD-coded (as wacky as they may be.).

[–] huf@hexbear.net 8 points 6 hours ago

makes sense. the penis mightier than the sword, after all.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 6 hours ago