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The Void Would Very Much Like You to Stop Screaming Into It (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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Hey. It’s me. The Void.

We need to talk.

I know I don’t usually say anything. I know this is usually a one-way street, and you’re used to that. You’re used to me sitting there and just kind of taking it. That’s probably my fault. That’s on me.

But we’ve got to sit down and talk about a few things.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Void are you ok though?

[–] 667@lemmy.radio 3 points 1 week ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

You know what, I'm gonna scream even harder into the void now.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That motherfucker never listens anyway.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The void can suck my dick.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Like, amazingly so. I'm not angry, I'm bragging. Wow