He is neither intelligent nor wise, though.
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he had charisma tho. fooled many people.
Ehh, people thought he was a super genius up until he started talking more.
we all roll ones every now and then
He was always rolling 1s behind closed doors, it's just his PR clerics kept giving him 30 stacks of guidance to bring the roll up
i can pay someone with 15 natural charisma to take a 20, but i don't wanna
Tomato fruit salad is a thing. Its called salsa.
That's kinda why I liked DC20 reducing it all to strength, dexterity, intelligence, charisma. Attacking uses whatever is the highest Stat.
Just, super simple and let's you make a wider variety of characters.
Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.
I don't get how sales dropping and BYD massively entering the Euro market, didn't made the stock drop. May be not a full crash but at least a can't be that much bigger than Toyota or Volkswagen
Tesla stock is ridiculously high though. As it is in "positive numbers."
Do not eat the potato field tomato, you will die.
Eat the potato field tomato elon
No no no I mean I'm absolutely fine with using Felon Skum as an example.
Intelligence is knowing how each one of his products are bad and also knowing that he didn't actually create Tesla.
Wisdom is knowing to use the Fediverse instead of his social platforms.
Strength is how easily you can maul Skum.
Charisma is the ability to deceive the police if they are asking you after you got rid of his body.
Dunno about DEX and CON tho.
Dex and Con are for escaping after you roll a 1 on the Cha check.
Well that would be hilarious (not for the escaping one :p)
He doesn't even have high int
Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.
mmm mango lime chili salsa
But it is though
Salsa can also be described as a "nightshade salad"
Or that a battery powered dumpster is a pickup truck?
I can say I miserably fail on every test, although Elon could have just done that for some uh, slightly counter productive insider trading
Intelligence is knowing that there's a botanical context and a culinary context, and that a tomato is a fruit in one and a vegetable in the other.
That feels to me more like Wisdom and Intelligence working together
If you say so.
I'd say that I agree with them
Int - having knowledge Wis - knowing how to effectively use knowledge
Int is skill at accruing data Wis is skill at processing data into information