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[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 5 months ago

Please draft me. I can definitely be trusted around military material and commanding officers.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

A lot of zoomers are getting too old to be drafted for the front lines now at least. But hell, knowing how much the ruling class loves killing kids we might have to worry more about protecting Gen Alphas

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The draft age goes up to 35 iirc so still the majority of millennials

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's 18-26 for draft service. 17-45 is the emergency militia range. Which means anyone over 26 will be press ganged into national guard status after the current waves are deployed.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

In Ukraine they've successfully demonstrated that drafting 26-65 is easier. I wouldn't put it past them to change the draft age in order to reduce resistance.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Holy hell I thought it was way lower. Like 16-25 years old for front lines.

I need to educate myself.

Wow so I could be drafted. That would be wild. Imagine my owl ass on a battlefield I'd probably accidentally explode myself or something.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In Ukraine they're drafting 55 year olds. 👀

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I thought I was safe when I turned 36 I-was-saying

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You were thinking of the normal recruitment age. For a draft the range is higher.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

Draft is whatever they want/need. Recruitment will be exhausted first, then they'll expand it. Older people will get drafted based on profession (medical professionals will be drafted at basically any age).

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think the ruling class learned in Ukraine that drafting older people has less resistance than drafting young people.

I would not put it past them to create an army of 26-65 and leave the young out of it in order to reduce resistance.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Zoomers are currently hurtling toward 30 and definitly arent kids

[–] reader@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

the younger zoomers are still in high school but the middle section of them are prime military recruiting age which I think is the point of the meme

[–] spacecadet@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Poophammer@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah isnt flossing from like 2016-17? Thata ten years ago

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Could be but kids still do it all the time

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

haha no america has to fight to the last man sorry no backsies.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If it really comes down to it i look like one of the bad guys I'm going for a high ranking frag someone with stars on their shirt i don't really know the ranks

(I'm not even in the us so it'll have to REALLY come down to it)

[–] Frost752@crazypeople.online 2 points 5 months ago

I dont think I can legally say who I would go after.