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I'll give it a shot, but I must be able to use my laptop to vibe-interview.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 2 hours ago

This company wants to fail in record time

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I wish the Internet never existed so I wouldn't have to see opinions like these

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

"You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly."

I've seldomly come across a more delusional statement...

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

"You don't need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought"

This is written like an AI prompt.

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

I just spotted the first logic error.

[–] exu@feditown.com 21 points 10 hours ago

Reading: yes Comprehending: no

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 71 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"Prompt engineer" is a legitimate profession to people who think "how fast you can type Python" is what determines the skill level of an actual programmer.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago

When people type 70wpm andit it requires thier full attention, it seems intuitive that this is a bottleneck. I just don't believe that's the typical state of affairs for most devs. Most management, sure.

I'm not saying there aren't some code that get written that is braindead simple and have a lot of keystrokes (builders come to mind) but modern IDEs will generate them for you. We already had a plethora of deterministic code generation tools at our fingertips.

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

As a cybersecurity researcher, I see this as an absolute win.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 9 hours ago

Vibe coding will secure your job for years to come. Congrats on the job security

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

Strongly reconsidering respecing my career into this. But there's a risk it'll just become "some junior with Dunning Kruger vibe coded this shite, now you have to fix it"

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

Success is the only possible outcome.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 11 points 8 hours ago

We are all in on AI at work finally. I want to keep my job so I guess I have to stop being a Luddite.

I am mortgaging my career though. Letting AI do the work saps my problem solving skills and I lose what I have spent my whole career building.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 17 points 9 hours ago

This is some State-of-the-art (SOTA) bullshit right here.

[–] drre@feddit.org 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Name and shame them. Who are they? just that we can about their "services"

[–] drre@feddit.org 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

found the add. company is called nnamu.

career menu links to this

https://beroe-inc.jobs.personio.de/job/2540486

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

32 hours over 4 days and 24 days paid vacation. It’s an hour less than my job I might do it.

[–] entwine@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

Apply, get the job, then just have an AI agent do all the work for you

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Minimum 15 years of experience.

[–] aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org 7 points 9 hours ago

Act as the rigorous gatekeeper for AIgenerated code.

Well, in a way I'm already doing this.

[–] melfie@lemy.lol 7 points 9 hours ago

vibe management skills

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