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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dull to most, but a terrifying nightmare for others.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was wearing my backpack, I had to back into the elevator as there wasn't really room to turn around inside

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's a no from me, dawg.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Absolutely fucking awful...the elevator, not you.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Elevators without an inner door are quite common in Sweden, but most elevators are bigger than this.

[–] Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 10 points 1 month ago

Amount of room was my issue... not the lack of door... tbh, I didn't even notice the lack of door

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

That's terrifying. I can imagine a strap hanging off like a backpack or something and getting caught in the gap as the elevator rises.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

That's something that really fascinates me after moving here. Sweden has a lot of water wings on stuff compared to the US but the elevators feel like they were designed to cull the weakest

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you are still in there, I would have serious concerns over its destination.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

it just orbits the Earth in a great circle

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[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I love caving. Show me a hole in the ground and if I can fit in it, I'm going in.

I would take the stairs everyday instead of getting in that thing.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

My stage name is The Ground

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just realized: Does the cabin not have a door??
Then it would be not dull, but terrifying! 😳

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Elevators without an inner door are quite common in Sweden.

They do have safety mechanisms to detect dangerous situations, but we have these fun signs on many of them...

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

⚠️

Risk of crushing

🧑💥

Dangerous to transport goods in elevators that lack an inner door or gate

(for anyone else that is curious what it says)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nope it says risk of clams you can't lie to me

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also, I love the term "Klämrisk".
This is exactly what deliberate fake-Swedish would look like :-)

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be careful! There might be clams!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

Had mainly to chuckle because it just looks like the enswedification of the German word "Klemmrisiko". :-)

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL

Probably less actual than felt risk, but still...

On the other hand, I am also slightly frightened by moving stairs.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda felt like one when riding it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you been in a coffin before?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

Given your username, this is actually surprising.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is that a window or a cat flap?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I was heading down when I took the photo, it is a window

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So everyone can just see your feet as you go floor to floor?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been in an elevator like this once. It made a bunch of scary sounds and did that shit that a roller coaster sometimes does as it's going up a big slop where it feels like it slips a little bit. I used the stairs the rest of the time I was there.

[–] th3dogcow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

How many floors high was it?

[–] brap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You sure you didn’t get into a dumbwaiter by mistake?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

No, I am not.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why I always make waiters take an IQ test before I enter them!

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you at least buy them a drink first? Jeez.

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[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Looks similar to the one in our previous building.
Just big enough to let the new dishwasher ride alone to our appartment, with practically no place to spare, so appr. 60x60cm².
Had a mirror on one wall, trying to make you feel slightly less claustrophobic. :-)

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Had one of these at my university, fun to ride if just for the novelty

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

DO NOT WANT

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Oh. This reminds me of the old elevator at a place I lived years ago, that only had an accordion gate to separate it from the moving walls. My guests were often saying it "looked like the elevators in Titanic".

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the elevator door a doggy door?

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[–] The_v@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I rode on one that size in Uzbekistan. We crammed 4 of us into it.. It did have a inner door which is better .

Luckily it was only like 5 floors so it didn't take long.

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