Born to early for global communism
Born too late to frag your superior officer
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026
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90% of Americans are 3 missed treats away from committing a mass casualty event. Good luck getting them away from their slop buckets long enough to enlist them
So glad I am disabled sometimes. Then again I'd love to frag a superior officer
They call themselves superior, yet I have the grenade pin and they are riddled with fragments. Curious.
mfw im too old to roll a grenade into the command tent
Give me a gun and put me in secure military installations. This will end well I assure you
Maybe I get drafted and serve on an aircraft carrier. Assisting with ordinance handling. First person in history to frag a carrier. 
First person in history to frag a carrier.
lmao
hey grokkk how do i avoid overloading a naval nuclear reactor
I'd contribute to the gofundme for your legal fund
Gofundmeme
You'd be greater than the Ghost of Kuwait.
Why draft? There's a perfectly good paramilitary force in America, trained and ready to go. ICE is ready to fight for America, let em at it.
they're for the sonora-chihuahua front opening in june 
the great satan lusts for heaps of skulls at all ends of the earth
I'm probably too old to be drafted so I'll never get my chance to do an officer fragging.
Gen Z and alpha, please make me proud.
This is the only imaginable context in which Anerikkkan troops can be guided into quasi-anti-imperialism by the left so I guess go off? I don't think there are enough Burgerlanders willing to fight or die for this shit, I think we could actually organize them against this and into our spaces in the process.
Gotta get a legislative motion of congressional approval for the president to activate the Selective Service System. The president can't force conscription at will under the current system of power.
Oh please, the systems don't matter. They've made that very clear.
Trump's doing a lot of things he can't do
"65 Democrats join Republicans in reinstating the draft with a 380-55 vote. The BURKA Act now heads to the Senate..."
BURGER Act
trump will tweet "I AM DRAFTING ALL MALES 16-45 INTO OUR GLORIOUS ARMED FORCES THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER" and a heap of 100k randos will be shanghai'd to Kuwait before a federal circuit court wags its finger and says 'you cant do that Sir!'
"Uh it's for national security"
I can imagine him sending out "draft" letters that aren't legally enforceable, just to trick people into enlisting.
Can't wait to see ol' Donnie wiggle himself out of this conundrum
No oil. No treats. Just meat grinder or jail time.
Trump really can cook up a sales pitch.
Owning libs? Protecting pedos? There is a lot to do in iran
"Do it or you're gay and woke" seems to be the salespitch and it's surprisingly effective
It's incredible how Trump can just impose deeply unpopular agendas upon the American people with barely any pushback or repercussions whereas Democrats fail to deliver the promised policies that the majority want.
Has anybody checked on the parliamentarian?
Oh no oh God! I forgot I left the backdoor closed when I left this morning and they're sooooo going to poop all over the carpet 
sudden mass bonespurs epidemic
we're gonna need even MORE poor people to die for Israel.
if you submit to the draft remember to frag yourself and everyone around you
Private Jody McFraggot, reporting for duty!
Good thing I'm disabled! Eat shit USA!
Remember, medical malpractice insurance allows one whoopsie when treating pigs and soldiers
Are we winning yet?
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