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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 220 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Its "I only speak english and bad english" you uncultured fuck

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 174 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And nazi, he speaks nazi too. That sieg heil in the photo didn't happen by coincidence.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's an accurate snapshot of the American executive branch right now... the moron MAGA President asleep at the wheel, the moron MAGA underlings putting on full display their idiotic rendition of fascism.

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Whilst spending untold billions on military gear for ice to violate our constitutional rights.

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (21 children)

Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla tres idiomas? Trilingüe.

Sabes cómo se llama uno que habla dos? Bilingüe.

Sabes como se llama uno que habla un sólo idioma? Americano. Se llama americano.

This fucking moron made himself the punchline of the joke that we invented to mock those like him.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As an American, I laughed.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Then I cried some more.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I wonder what his mom thinks of him turning into such a huge douchey asshole.

Is she surprised, or did she see it coming? Maybe he's always been so. He's the kid who made new rules for games and cried when the other kids wouldn't follow his rules.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“You are an abuser of women – that is the ugly truth and I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around, and uses women for his own power and ego,” Penelope Hegseth wrote in the email obtained by the New York Times.

“You are that man (and have been for years) and as your mother, it pains me and embarrasses me to say that, but it is the sad, sad truth,” she added, advising her son to “get some help and take an honest look at yourself”.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/30/trump-defense-secretary-pick-pete-hegseth-mother-abuser-of-women

[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the one hand, that reads like a lot of messages written by abusive parents to (mostly) blameless children. On the other, this one is directed at Pete Hegseth.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hegseth's father was a basketball coach for high schools across Minnesota before retiring in 2019; his mother is an executive business coach who has taught with the Minnesota Excellence in Public Service (MEPS) Series, a fellowship and leadership program for Republican and center-right women.

She'd probably say "You've always been a disappointment to this family. You should've gone to war with Iran last year."

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Boromir would have invaded Iran and Iraq”

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Boromir would have called it a war

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Depends on whether she's opining privately or publicly.

Privately she's said some pretty awful things about him that are absolutely deserved. But in public, she recanted and lined up behind him, which is really disappointing. She could have been helpful to stopping his appointment but now she's party not only to murders happening globally, but the deaths of American reservists who shouldn't be at war in the first place.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So Simplified English instead of Traditional English, right?

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Honestly, the way they're speaking. I'm fine with them calling it "american".

It gives the rest of us a heads up that we should use small words so they can understand.

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Literally the Colbert Effect in action.

This guy wants to be the parody of an idiot.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

He just wants to appeal to the collection of people who do like that sort of thing being said.

I remember an incident a bit back where the White House Press Secretary said "your mom" to a journalist's question, followed up by Trump's communications director saying the same thing. Those are not people who are going to let that idly slip, much less at the same time


their full-time job is using speech to politically influence people.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/karoline-leavitt-trump-putin-meeting-budapest-b2847669.html

Trump announced Thursday that he will soon meet with Putin in Budapest, Hungary, to discuss an end to the war in Ukraine. The choice has raised questions, because Putin is wanted by the International Criminal Court. However, Hungary appears unlikely to cooperate with the warrant and is in the process of leaving the court, the Associated Press reports.

When HuffPost asked the White House who chose the location for the meeting, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt replied, “Your mom did.” White House Communications Director Steven Cheung also followed up with, “Your mom,” the outlet reports.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Colbert was the funniest conservative comedian but I stopped liking him after he switched parties.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I’m not sure if this is a joke or if you actually think he was a conservative on the Colbert show

Edit: oh wait it’s you, you got me

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[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 51 points 1 month ago

He probably wanted to say "English (simplified)"

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 41 points 1 month ago

We have the dumbest leaders ever," one person commented. "What a weird thing to be proud of," a second person added"

this is some concise journalism. they didnt bother to even note if the people they were quoting were posting on twitter or a facebook thread in any way. just said "some dude said this".

the irish star is a dirt rag tabloid, this isnt a source worth posting. surely other platforms are reporting on this

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I only speak one language"... to a room full of mostly bilingual people who also live in (central or south) America. 🤦🤦🤦

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They should only speak Spanish to him just to piss him off.

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[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago (6 children)

"Don't worry: We will make sure to use only small words for you"

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Wait until he learns that English is a hybrid of Latin, French and German.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait until he learns

We're gonna be here a while…

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

and Celtic, Greek, Dutch, Turkish, various Indian/South Asian languages and Arabic.

Not to mention the "French" and "German" you mention were actually Saxon and Norman which became those languages.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

A bullet in each of their brains would be too kind.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

USA is special kind of stupid that this probably gets a huge cheering back home.

[–] 7101334@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (7 children)

USA is a special kind of stupid, but a majority still oppose war with Iran and... you know... raping children, so Hegseth isn't too popular on the home front either.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

imagine him thinking he has to speak LATIN in latin america. hes a mean drunk.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 month ago (5 children)

That's so many languages!!

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[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

This is a nationalistic move. To remove the washington regime away from other english speaking countries and brand itself as something larger. It makes the washington regime seem entitled to landgrabs. It makes washingtonlings feel superior to other english speakers.

It is as stupid as nationalism is stupid, but nationalism is great for ruling people.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

He only speaks War Crime.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

White nationalists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What language were they speaking in England before they stole one from USA?

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[–] ambientdread@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Once upon a time we had a deep state. We replaced it with a dumb state. D'OH

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 16 points 1 month ago

We can always trust Drunk Pete to say something stupid in front of a camera.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Mfw the Sieg Heil Salute garners no remark...

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[–] sveltecider@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

The literal dumbest people run everything.

[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Next executive order: English is henceforth called American.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I could see them push to make the education system rename English classes to American classes and throw in a bunch of culture and propaganda into the curriculum to justify it.

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