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Its "I only speak english and bad english" you uncultured fuck
*badder english
Worser*
the worsest
Worsestershire.
You mean, wash-your-sister-sauce?!
You can really taste the anchovy!
I am so sorry. I don't know what came over me.
Probably your sister.
~I’ll show myself out.~
Ah, that’s where the name comes.
"Subparest" when you wanna sound fancy
...I think they're quoting 'the fifth Element' up there.
Ironically, that movie is French.
14 and edgy English yo.
Boom! Big bada boom!