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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Don't human females do that too? /s

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Haz, is this you?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

You gotta be shittin me

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is a lie birds don't fart

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

what no theory does to a mfer

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WAIT

phoenix-evidence

Those are cartoon owls! Therefore...

phoenix-objection-1 phoenix-objection-2

hand drawn images are not sufficient evidence that I farted out my doodoo ass!

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

negative

Well, I had a good run. Bake me away, toys.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's see dort_owl wriggle their way out of this one

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I'm willing to let them get away

This time... fry

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

holy SHIT comrade came with receipts.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I don't always go for blood

But when I do... sicko-laser

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 2 points 19 hours ago

Release the files.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Farts don't care about your feelings

kubrick-stare

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you know what the white stuff in bird shit is?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

is mayonnaise a bird shit?

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

Nope, the white stuff in bird shit is bird shit too.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Breaking their cloacas

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

A million owls could call you a liar and I'd still believe you.

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

So do I but you don't see bragging about it