Will it have gambling pls I need to gamble all my savings NOW
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I genuinely thought I got banned for making a somewhat ableist comment about neurotypicals often being libs, but when the site came back up I realised I never actually posted that.
Wait fuck
a moped is a vehicle, correct? how would a moped be scantily clad? bare metal? are the mopeds self driving? you wont get a single petrodollar from me until you can explain this
fairingless. Cafe racer style
> he's never seen the duke naked
Bikinis (Bike-inis)
GOOD post
Well, there's full dressers and naked bikes on opposite ends of the motorcycle spectrum already
Some ideas for an aspiring business owner (GOD bless):
- Make sure you support BNPL services for appetizers
- Maybe have mystery entres at the door: you pay $15 and get whatever is in the bag (expected value $6)
- BYONS: Bring your own napkins and silverware- sell it as being eco-friendly
- Free refills are gommunism vuvuzuela
AI powered order taking
Heh, my business is even SMALLER
After we buy all your Dort you will just be _Owl
I will buy all your birds and you will just be _
Scooters
we are getting a class action together to sue hexbear for one ten hundred thousand million billion trillion dollars
THrow in some crypto and you've got a deal i will take 5 dortcoin pls
Sounds woke. The vehicles should be pickup trucks, that has its own built in pun too.
I am betting on your business failing in polycule or kalashnikov or whatever. We can do a little insider trading and you will have enough money.
Reported. No goodposting allowed in badposting. Mods please DO SOMETHING about this owl!
Um actually we have RULES about what to do when there's a good post in badposting!
I don't see no emoji in the top level comment 
It's not a good post!!!
Instead of selling your Dort you should issue Dort backed securities.
Scooters is already a coffee chain, their beverages make you leave skid marks.
They're going to scue you
Are the ribs any good?
I'm just a small business I can't afford anything but rat ribs
I've been to plenty of small businesses that make good ribs. Clearly you've never been to Memphis.
Good barbecue isn't all that hard to do, regular guys are doing it in their backyard every weekend. The secret behind every good barbecue place is their sauce. Pulled pork or ribs are pretty much the same wherever you go, it's the sauce that makes the difference. I've had excellent meat in places with terrible sauce, and it's a really disappointing situation. But average meat can be elevated by an excellent sauce. One sauce has to be spicy.
And good crinkle fries to dip in that great sauce.
from dort_owl to dorty owl, truly love to see it.