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All previous attempts by revolutionary communists to combat revisionism have resulted in nothing more than brutal torture and humiliation in so-called "struggle sessions", where the person would be subjected to the most heinous of treatment by youngsters.

Not any more!

We are now practicing an alternative method of liquidating the bourgeois headquarters โ€” snuggle sessions!

With snuggle sessions, we will have all loving and huggy people in the socialist country cuddle the revisionism out of opportunists and capitalist roaders. Through constant and principled line snuggle, revisionism can be routed once and for all!

Uphold the power of snuggle sessions!

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[โ€“] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

Yeah I'm here for the snuggle session ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

One big polycule

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago
[โ€“] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago

I unironically like this. Probably quite a few people wouldn't be such chuds if they got a few more hugs growing up.

I think I might need to sleep here. Ty.

[โ€“] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago
[โ€“] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

Comrade doesnt love him or her or themselves enough lately.

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My ass come 11 pm sleepi (snuggled under the comforter)

[โ€“] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

Yes, unlimited snuggle sessions! meow-hug

[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago
[โ€“] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You just want to cuddle me so you can stab me I know your game buddy