the evidence was in lockup, but someone broke in and replaced the snowballs with water.
This is deep state stuff.
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It was an inside job
What a bunch of snowflakes.
“When you compress a bunch of snow flakes, into like, a weapon, and you toss it at cops…. That can hurt our pride! And it’s practically lethal force!”
-that douche.
Only in America
See, now people think EVERY member of the NYPD are colossal pussies.
They went to hospital?!
People should be laughing at them. The reporters should be laughing at them, the lawyers should be laughing at them, the judge should laugh at them. They are such a joke.
🤣 When I first saw this story (not this post) I thought the cops had snowballs thrown at them, not that they went to a snowball fight and got snowballs thrown at them 🤣
These people have no business wielding a gun, let alone authority.
The news is just desperate to not have to report on all the ass Mamdani is kicking.
Fucking pussy ass pigs
If it's anything like their crime solving abilities, those kids are just fine.
Now now, those kids haven't paid their protection money like the dealers and mobsters they "fail" to catch.
The ONLY way to Stop a Snowball is a Good Guy with a Gun!
-Pigs!
Wish they'd have spent a fraction of this much time, money, and energy looking for the person/people who burglarized my neighbor's home. Would love to see a time when actual serious crimes against working class people are taken more seriously than a snowball fight.
I’m just shocked that nobody got shot.
They are going to need a lot of overtime to get to the bottom of this heinous crime. Might need to get the terrorism task force, ICE, and swat involved.
"Today it is snowballs, tomorrow it could be a minuteman missile filled with nukepalm"
This guy should be in prison, he's dangerous
Can’t wait to see these cases bounced by the grand jury the same way as the one against the guy who threw a sub at an ICE agent.
Turns out you can’t actually indict a ham sandwich.
Pigs are fucking loser cowards
Imagine going through life so on edge that errand snowball fucks up your ~~day~~ ~~week~~ going on a months now!
Snowflakes get hit with snowflakes, wind up in hospital.
I recommend rocks next year
frozen dogshit is plentiful too, and would not cause injury to officers if thrown at them.
Okay this is better
I mean, if they're gonna bitch about it anyway ...
Man, police need a spine.
"AAGHGHHH! SNOW!! STUFF THAT EASILY MELTS INTO WATER AND GETS A STAIN ON MUH UNIFORM! AAAAGGGHGLG!!"
Pretty fucking weak you guys. NYPD looking even more pathetic than usual...
"Respect my authoritehhh"
ACAB
What a great use of tax payer money.
Man, they solved ALL the ~~other ~~real crimes in NYC?
Could have been worse. They could have thrown sandwiches.
About time they receive worse no ?
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