Japanese: 1,700 years
Romans/Byzantines: 1,500 years
Venetians: 1,000 years
Byzantines: 874 years
HRE: 800 years
Ethiopian: 730 years
Carthaginian: 668 years
Khmer: 630 years
Ottomans: 620 years
Lithuanian: 559 years
Brunei: 520 years
Roman: 500 years
Spanish: 497 years
Parthians: 471 years
Mali: 435 years
Han: 422 years
Hittites: 422 years
Danish: 417 years
Dutch: 380 years
Mughals: 331 years
Neo-Assyrian: 302 years
First Babylonian: 299 years
Swedish: 286 years
First French: 280 years
Ming: 276 years
Ptolemaic: 275 years
Qing: 268 years
Golden Horde: 262 years
British: 250 years
Seleucid: 249 years
Safavid: 235 years
Achaemenid: 220 years
Russian: 204 years
Akkadian: 180 years
Seljuk: 157 years
Maratha: 144 years
Timurid: 137 years
Huns: 99 years
Inca: 95 years
Aztec: 93 years
Mongols: 88 years
Angevin: 88 years
Congratulations Amerikkka on your historical L, at a measly 75 years, you were truly one of the worst to ever do it. But hey, at least you beat the Armenians and Brazilians - and you take home the consolation prize of causing more death and destruction than most of the other competitors combined!
