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Shitposting in other comms please!
The DNC will push through a new candidate. One that has a clear bipartisan track record, having actually run in the past in both Democratic and Republican primaries. They'll nominate someone who can finally reach the Republican voters they've been struggling to win over for decades.
Say hello to your new 2028 Democratic presidential candidate....David Duke!
Don't forget to vote blue, no matter who!
Save me the trouble of reading an article that won't answer my question: Are any of them paying lip service to ending the genocide their party started, paying reparations to Palestine, and holding Nuremberg trials for everyone – DemoKKrats, Republican$$, and iϟϟntrealis – involved in murdering so many people?
I tried to check with the find tool if it was mentioned at all, but the article wouldn't load for me so I was spared. I don't know why I bothered trying, it's WaPo they weren't going to mention it even if a candidate gave a 2 hour speech on Palestinian liberation while dressed like Abu Obeida - other than maybe to mention "concerns about antisemitism".
even if a candidate gave a 2 hour speech on Palestinian liberation while dressed like Abu Obeida
I've provided the list for you here. If the list is comprised of current US politicians, I assume we have nobody even paying lip service yet, much less this.
Yeah, I was being very sarcastic. I knew without looking that there wouldn't be anything like that. Thanks for the list.
This early, all we really know is that they'll nominate whoever has the worst position on the most important issue
but hotcouchguy, they're all zionists
They'll somehow find one that thinks one genocide isn't enough
President Mockheed Lartin
We already had VP L3Harris
hopefully trump abolishes elections soon so I wouldn't have to hear about this shit
Ideally he publicly executes whoever wrote this article
Not that I’m particularly bullish on her potential candidacy, but putting Rahm Emanuel above AOC is laughable.
his slogan will be "Dodge Rahm" and truck owners will vote for him out of confusion
Funny cuz Dodge Rahm sounds like a call not to vote for him
This gets all the centrists the Democrats have been trying to find so desperately to vote for him and more, but 
still wins
his slogan will be "Dodge Rahm" and truck owners will vote for him out of inebriation
FTFY
I knew Newscum would be at the top but Shapiro too? Also it's hilarious that 
isn't in the thumbnail.
2028 predictions:
(everyone on Hexbear is a lib and votes for him just because his name is Kelly)
(5% primary vote, wins nomination, campaign is "Make America Gay Again" but even less actual policies than Kamala 2024)
(20% primary vote, but even AOCIA is too 'left' for Dems and disqualified on a technicality for not being at least 75 years old, even though other candidates aren't either)
(0% primary vote, endorses Trump)
(70% primary vote, miscellaneous unironic pro-genocide candidates combined)
(5% primary vote, pretends to be pro-Palestine but obvious even to Americans that they're a fed)everyone on Hexbear is a lib and votes for him just because his name is Kelly
Kelly says he’s seriously thinking about running for president
(Yeah, this list is essentially just the people from the article that I could come up with emoji for...)
This was the actual list from the article:
The middle of the park
Central Park I hope
Democrats I’ve talked to say to leave room for surprise candidates. “There may be someone running we’ve never thought of,” a senior national Democratic strategist said.
a new candidate approaches!
I see, well, I'm still loyal to our fellow liberal and queen Hillary Clinton, so I guess I'll just have to write her in.
Here’s an oldie but a goodie:
Healthcare pls.
Ranking the clowns.
Oh come now, clowns at least make people smile.
Beltway Garage time
JB Pritzker: The Illinois governor, like Newsom in California, has positioned himself as someone willing to fight Trump. His battles with the Trump administration over immigration actions and the president’s attempted National Guard deployment to Chicago raised his national profile. Pritzker is a billionaire from the family who owns Hyatt Hotels, and his wealth could prove to be a boon, allowing him to self-fund a campaign. (One of his biggest applause lines at the party’s 2024 convention was that voters should “take it from an actual billionaire” that Trump was rich in only one thing: “stupidity.”) He has argued for increased taxes on the rich, but his wealth could be a liability at a time in which some in the party are casting billionaires as a political foils.
I can’t really write anything funnier than what will inevitably pop into the brain of any hexbear user after reading this.
I mean I just think of epstein
someone willing to fight Trump
Posting counts as "fighting"?
Stephen A. Smith is listed, that would be an interesting presidency
That would be absolutely hilarious
Any number of U.S. senators:
Democrats falling all over themselves to just toss shit at a wall and see what sticks. The United States Democratic Party is an international joke.
“Both parties have failed to hold the public’s trust,” she told Democratic officials
Dershowitz 2028
When I hear his name, I can't help but think of 
What a goofy graphic.