Greece? I like my pizza Greece-y, but not my fried chicken Iran? Nah, bro, this is ‘Murica, it’s not safe to run, I drive my truck everywhere instead Iraq? Of course I rack my weights after I’m done lifting bro
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Polish? I polish my buddy's knob every day.
Danish? Thanks, I'd love one for breakfast
And bring me a pastry, too!
Murica likes "liberating" countries, they must be good in geography.
short etymology lesson it means we get our lips all over them. and gummy charles, he drools A LOT. you don't want a country after he's liberated one
Of course the turk can only think to talk about himself.
Finnish? No, I never finish anything I'm a loser, alright? Leave me alone!
Denmark? then mark what?
You better Czech yourself before you Reyjavik yourself.
Goddamnit that one's my favorite outta this thread haha!
Here's my try:
Kathmandu?
... I dunno, can he? What can cat man do?
he is strange and mysterious
There's Norway I'm participating in this thread.
Yea, so Finnished with this stuff...
The Netherlands? I keep that region well groomed, what about it?
Chad? Yeah, I know him from college.
New Guinea? The guinea was abolished and never reintroduced.
Italy ? It none !
Easter is a god-fearing holiday, not an island! God damn Christmas too!
Where's Takistan? Did you mean to say "Where's a taco stand?" Down the block, on the corner brah.
Tbilisi or not Tbilisi, that is the question.
Oof. That one is very tortured. I like it.
French? Ok but brush your teeth first