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[-] Mytrashopinion@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 38 points 10 months ago

Got confused, took Viagra. Help.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

It hasn't been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Viagra is also blue ๐Ÿ˜‰

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[-] MartinXYZ@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago

Donuts

OP is Obviously a cop!

[-] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 15 points 10 months ago

Kwame being THC ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

You're forgetting alcohol!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!

[-] IthronMorn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don't over do it.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That really isn't an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Oh shit, Iโ€™m outta donuts.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

just remember to drink water, kids

[-] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago
[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Be careful with any pill

[-] RedTie13@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Go to sleep one hour earlier.

Start eating a healthy balanced diet.

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.

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[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I think there is a happy middle here.

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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Then lawyer up and hit the gym

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

...but I'm having fun ๐Ÿ˜

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I used to have fun like that until about the time I turned 40 and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I do all the stuff that first guy said lol

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Donuts are an underrated superpower.

[-] Flex@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I hope for you that it lasts

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week

Yeah I'm going to die fat

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

While we are talking about health, exercise and that stuff.

Vitamin D helps against fatigue so give it a try, especially in the winter.

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[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move

[-] Mamertine@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.

[-] MrSqueezles@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Meditation is better for you

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? ๐Ÿคฃ

[-] BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.

[-] M137@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

"Donuts"

You mean sugar... Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

No logic involved here, just a meme ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Iv managed to avoid nicotine thus far and I give thanks. (Tbf ibu isn't a daily thing for me either).

Most of my coworkers blaze, but only one other does it before or during work. And then they will ask me how I stay so pleasant in the face of such ass holery. Sure, it took multiple factors to make me a kind and patient person, or at least capable of acting like one, but the reason I can do it from 830 to 415 was the wake and bake. Wake. And. Bake.

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