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Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
Hehehe
Stop shattering my dreams!!!!
You guys can't suck you own dicks?

Look, guy has grown a tail!
It's prehensile, so more like an elephant's trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it's expensive with tailors and I'm really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don't get me started with elevators.
I don't know. I think if we could all do that we'd just have new problems, like never leaving the house.
Already happening though.
You don't have to do it in your home.
Seems impolite to do it in public.
Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.
I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.
EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it's a parental feature on their device.
What do you mean?
Maybe it's your instance, but it censored "dicks".
Oh it's the family phone, there's a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.
Ohhh, that makes a lot more sense!
Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.
(Also some positives. Don't quote me on this)
I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷♂️
Dong bong?
Technology makes all of our lives better!
Yeah, like finding out you could didn't fuck anybody up...
In the shower?