He yearns for the day he gets to add 4 short lines to the X in a windmill pattern
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Nothing is stopping him. He's already done a Sieg Heil on national television
What is this, c/adposting?
Exxon Mobil bought c/adposting from the mods for 3 trillion dollars.
Obviously how else did we buy back the site domain
Give me 72 hours, five stout men and 300 pounds of hardtack
I'll find you a lover
That or the Jade Monkey, which would also be good to find
I can spare 60 hour, 4 doughty men with their loyal dog, and 200 pounds of pemmican. It's not enough but it's what I can spare right now
I can make do
But beware, you're probably gonna end up with a Doug
Maybe a Tayne

I think EstraDoll could be very happy with a hat wobbler
This is correct

I love all my comrades 

X the stupid fucking letter that he puts on everything app
If it makes you feel better he doesn’t love the name very well, he put it on Twitter of all the cursed things to choose and he chose the cursediest
Didn't he try to call Paypal "X" back when he was with Paypal and he was literally the only person who thought that was a good idea?
Yes. His company he called X got bought out by paypal, and i think after that he tried to get them the call paypal X instead lol
Bezos had a similar thing where Amazon was originally “MakeItSo” because of course
missed the point of Star Trek and for years if you went there it would redirect to Amazon because it was his personal pet website
It’s like the most weirdly human thing about them
I bow wow you 
My only condition is you give me free stuff